Antlion Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 I'll answer your question. In simple terms, they show the blood as blue, on the Fanny pad commercials, to appease those of noble birth, the royal family. If you were to watch the same commercial in, say France or the USA, the blood is red. As they have no royal family to worry about. You're welcome. False. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 That TK Maxx advert with the woman who apparently jumped on a trampoline and ended up through the roof. Just a pair of legs hanging down from the ceiling as she voice overs some utter drivel about meeting the man of her dreams. At the end, a pervert shows up with a plunger ready to do untold horrors to her and the advert cuts out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 99 calories.... Nuff said. Grrr. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 31, 2016 Share Posted March 31, 2016 That TK Maxx advert with the woman who apparently jumped on a trampoline and ended up through the roof. Just a pair of legs hanging down from the ceiling as she voice overs some utter drivel about meeting the man of her dreams. At the end, a pervert shows up with a plunger ready to do untold horrors to her and the advert cuts out. Are you upset you don't see him having his way looking up her skirt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted April 2, 2016 Share Posted April 2, 2016 There is nothing funny about the phrase "full time, off-grid spoon whittler", or about the fat f**k who says it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 There is nothing funny about the phrase "full time, off-grid spoon whittler", or about the fat f**k who says it. Correct. I hate that c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 4, 2016 Share Posted April 4, 2016 Morrisons' advert involving a young girl, her father, a teddy bear, and a doughnut. I think it's her voice that pisses me off the most; it provokes unpleasant thoughts of the adults' voices in those irritating Haribo adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The Late Rooms advert with the ginger kid doing beatbox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogmc Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 How long before the daily mail crew go batshit over the match. com ad where the lassie strips to lingerie for a lesbian snog....at tea time as well..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Killington Posted April 5, 2016 Share Posted April 5, 2016 The new iPhone advert. "I'm peeking my flight, I'm not peeking my flight. I'm peeking my flight, I'm not peeking my flight. Oh I missed my flight" I've never wanted to throw things at the TV before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The new iPhone advert. "I'm peeking my flight, I'm not peeking my flight. I'm peeking my flight, I'm not peeking my flight. Oh I missed my flight" I've never wanted to throw things at the TV before. You beat me to it, horrific advert, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 iPhone adverts are always terrible. Even the narrator sounds like a worse person than Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feet Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 One company. Three adverts. One word: Fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 Morrisons' advert involving a young girl, her father, a teddy bear, and a doughnut. I think it's her voice that pisses me off the most; it provokes unpleasant thoughts of the adults' voices in those irritating Haribo adverts. Just saw this I'm actually aghast. Disgusting. Infuriating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted April 7, 2016 Share Posted April 7, 2016 One recent advert trend is to do slowed down acoustic versions of classic songs. Lynx done it with Paradise City or Welcome to the Jungle (can't remember which) Quantum Break has done it with Come as You Are and Match done it with Teenage Dirtbag (I appreciate that the adverts didn't make the songs, merely used them, but still) and I find it very annoying, there's a couple more that I can't remember the now too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RB-Scotland Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 One recent advert trend is to do slowed down acoustic versions of classic songs. Lynx done it with Paradise City or Welcome to the Jungle (can't remember which) Quantum Break has done it with Come as You Are and Match done it with Teenage Dirtbag (I appreciate that the adverts didn't make the songs, merely used them, but still) and I find it very annoying, there's a couple more that I can't remember the now too. Think Thomas Cook started that trend with a breathy, hipster, piano-accompanied Where Is My Mind. Strange how the ad-makers all jumped on the bandwagon as though someone had struck gold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 With a Barclay's Current Account you'll pay off your mortgage quicker. Pay off your mortgage quicker. Mortgage quicker. Mortgage quicker. Mortgage quicker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Macklin's Motors, anyone? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Macklin's Motors, anyone? The ads on the radio are horrific. The wee b*****d's voice cuts right through me. What accent is that? Jacob's Cream Crackers. The fat burd signing at the aquarium. Pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Macklin's Motors, anyone? A GREAT DEAL, MORE FOR YOU! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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