Trackdaybob Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 The Go Compare ones are starting to grind my gears. Right to the point that I don't think I'd tire of kicking f**k out of that fat kund 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Monarch. Cabin crew appear to be recruited based upon if they've ever let someone out at a junction, given up their bus seat so an old man could fire in to an old dear or if they've ever picked something up that someone's dropped. I would have thought that the recruitment process would be challenging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The Game adverts with the guy from The Inbetweeners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 10 hours ago, Waspy said: the guy from The Inbetweeners He's a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 19 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Monarch. Cabin crew appear to be recruited based upon if they've ever let someone out at a junction, given up their bus seat so an old man could fire in to an old dear or if they've ever picked something up that someone's dropped. I would have thought that the recruitment process would be challenging. The second one of these is such bullshit. Woman has window seat on bus. Perma-grinning Monarch clown has aisle seat. Man is stood in aisle talking to woman, perma-grinning Monarch clown reacts as if "oh, am I sitting between a couple? what am I doing! here have this seat" rather than questioning how he managed to get that seat in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 This yin - the voice over guy sounds like he has no idea where he is going and i think he made it up on the spot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The Postcode Lottery. All the winners appear to be old bitter couples who celebrate in the most cheesy and cringy fashion possible -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: The Postcode Lottery. All the winners appear to be old bitter couples who celebrate in the most cheesy and cringy fashion possible 'You put your postcode in and it's there' I know you old c**t, you just put it there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The Postcode Lottery. All the winners appear to be old bitter couples who celebrate in the most cheesy and cringy fashion possible Like these c***s don't have enough money as it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Channel 4 will not stfu about it's upcoming "We're Going On a Bear Hunt". Several times each ad break we're therefore subjected to a twee, middle-class child's voice chirping "swishy swashy, swishy swashy" and "WHAAAAT A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAY". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 That Poker/gambling site advert with the appalling attempt at digitising a lion's face on to the guy's face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 On 16/12/2016 at 09:01, Antlion said: Channel 4 will not stfu about it's upcoming "We're Going On a Bear Hunt". Several times each ad break we're therefore subjected to a twee, middle-class child's voice chirping "swishy swashy, swishy swashy" and "WHAAAAT A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAAY". I can only hope this leads to a spate of comparable real life families going on bear hunts and promptly being torn to shreds by what they find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Meanwhile, from the world of adverts that make you want to swear violence against the thing they're advertising: Token mixed race family from Sainsbury's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Tesco again, this time they're playing 'Who am I' with Postits on their foreheads, by rights Jones should have c**t on hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Fairy Liquid. Wee gobshite of a boy oh-so-patiently waiting on the bottle to be emptied so he can be all arty. Rehash of an old advert but this brat is more annoying. Squirt the green stuff down his throat and it'll be empty more quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 That fucking Apple advert with Frankenstein. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 That ?Dairy Milk ad with the CGI Audrey Hepburn and what's his face. Was a bit tacky at first anyway but it feels like it has been on forever, probably because it cost them a small fortune and them being forced to get their money's worth. Admit these things have a shelf life and get it punted. Eta: Seems it was Galaxy. All that money and air time and I associate it with their greatest competitor. Ha. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 4 hours ago, Scary Bear said: That fucking Apple advert with Frankenstein. That fucking girl that's in it. She's in an advert for boilers as well. I don't think I've ever hated a child I don't know this much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Think she's in humans also. TBF she's pretty good in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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