Northboy Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Having spent a very lazy Easter weekend mostly in front of the telly I'm amazed how many daytime adverts there are for mattresses of vacuum cleaners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 On 02/04/2021 at 16:08, GordonD said: Yes, it's him. He's been in a few things since then, notably Chernobyl. To the working actors of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 San Miguel #FindYourRich f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Every one of those Peloton adverts seems to contain at least one smug arsehole instructor whose face you'd never tire of punching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Every one of those Peloton adverts seems to contain at least one smug arsehole instructor whose face you'd never tire of punching. It's the faux aggressive encouragement from the 'actors' that fucks them up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: It's the faux aggressive encouragement from the 'actors' that fucks them up. Just occurred that the 'clients' tend to have a look like, "I really wish I could stop pedalling, but this teleconferencing p***k has my family tied up in their basement". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, BFTD said: Just occurred that the 'clients' tend to have a look like, "I really wish I could stop pedalling, but this teleconferencing p***k has my family tied up in their basement". Peleton is for idiots that seek the gratification that a Teams meeting can't provide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Peleton is for idiots that seek the gratification that a Teams meeting can't provide. Well, when you put it like that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I can only guess that I’m not part of the target demographic, because those Mini Cheddars adverts seem fucking appalling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 22 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: I can only guess that I’m not part of the target demographic, because those Mini Cheddars adverts seem fucking appalling. This x 100. The Scottish accent part where she says "they're supposed to be for everyone" or something similar scorches my ears and I wince every time. Also the c**t that's asking his bird if they can get a dog. Flamethrower the whole set. I have no idea what is actually being advertised I just know I hate them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Don't know which betting company it is but the adverts with that oxygen thief Keith Lemon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 AirWick Botanics (I think) bemoaning the destruction of natural habitat and promising to develop 20 million square feet of flowering soil which, casually, sounds brilliant 20 MILLION square feet, yeah good on them...unless you know, or find out that that there are 28 million square feet in a square mile. 0.7 square miles doesn't sound quite as grand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Jamie Redknap does an excruciatingly bad advert for Skechers on the radio at the moment, badly written and terribly delivered. It sounds like something they would do on one of the tasks in the apprentice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 7 hours ago, spud131 said: Jamie Redknap does an excruciatingly bad advert for Skechers on the radio at the moment, badly written and terribly delivered. It sounds like something they would do on one of the tasks in the apprentice. There's a TV ad for a perfume called Daisy, which appears every now and again, which always makes me think it's an Apprentice effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 This was just on. Genuinely frightening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Ben & Jerry's are all about peace, love and cookie dough! I'm partial to ice cream but it isn't going to change the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 The new Scottish government advert for the 18-49 yo Covid vaccine roll out. Absolutely honking as you can imagine for a government trying to appeal to the younger generations. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Jesus fucking Christ, would you look at the state of these commercials being run by a toothpaste manufacturer, desperately trying to glom on to people doing good things that have absolutely nothing to do with them or even dental hygiene in general. The UK one is even worse, but I can't find it online yet. Trying to take credit for an employer hiring a chef with Down's Syndrome, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Right your car has broken down and you need to get somewhere. Which option do you take? Your insurance provider gets you a taxi to take you to your destination while they take the car to the garage. OR You go with Bumblebee the Transformer to your destination. Who in their right mind would go "nah I'll take the taxi thanks". Bumblebee will be quicker, be a much more interesting chat AND imagine rocking up with a bloody transformer as opposed to Phil the taxi driver. That's a story and a half right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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