jester Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Dropped a 15Mt warhead on Coatbridge. Significant improvement caused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 I remember reading that the Russians basically aimed a few massive nukes at Stirling in the early days, the missiles were so inaccurate, they reckoned that aiming for the centre of the country would have got either the Holy Loch or Rosyth and Leuchars if the missile guidance failed. If not, the size of the warheads would have obliterated the population of the central belt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 If you drop the Tsar bomb on Scotland with ground detonation the fallout reaches Denmark. Mental. Shanghai 12 Million dead. Beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Has no-one down East End Park on matchday yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Wiped out Raith's entire support with a water balloon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 With favourable wind conditions, dropping a Trident warhead directly midway on the line connecting Ibrox and Celtic Park will completely miss Airdrie. If you drop the Tsar bomb on Scotland with ground detonation the fallout reaches Denmark. Mental. Shanghai 12 Million dead. Beat that! 13million in Mumbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I'd advise Putin to take out Lossiemouth first. Mainly because it's full of codhead scumbags. Could you ask him to wait till after the weekend? I'm going to be there for the Clach game and stopping the night.. Anytime from Sunday lunchtime onwards is cool unless there's an Easterly wind, my car doesn't go very fast so best to leave it till Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bell™ Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Been playing a lot of Fallout recently so i'm not really worried about being nuked me neither. i've been saving bottle caps up for about five years now, so i'll actaully be a bit better off than i am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 In just off the phone to Vlad. Lossie will be gone by Tuesday 10.30am. Sorry to be fussy, but could you ask Vlad to make it a Neutron Bomb? I quite like the town, it's just the awful people who need to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 With favourable wind conditions, dropping a Trident warhead directly midway on the line connecting Ibrox and Celtic Park will completely miss Airdrie. 13million in Mumbai. 14.2 million dead in Tokyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdrie Onions Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Thank f**k we have Trident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 14.2 million dead in Tokyo 9 million bicycles in Beijing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Trident is the micro-penis of world weaponry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Trident is the micro-penis of world weaponry. It's not the size it's what you do with it. So I'm told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Makes you proud to be British knowing we have these things, especially today of all days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Hit Midlothian with the Hiroshima bomb. Killed 280, injured 1280. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 I dropped an F bomb in a phone box once, the auld dear that went in after me wasn't happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Hit Midlothian with the Hiroshima bomb. Killed 280, injured 1280. Meh. Dropped one of them in Wester Ross. Startled a deer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 Has no-one down East End Park on matchday yet? Boom! East End no more. Bit of an issue with fallout in dear old KDY, but worth it. Trident finally gets a run out. Estimated fatalities: 39,460 Estimated injuries: 25,370 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 For maximum impact you need to drop in places where the population is quite dense. So Fife, for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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