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Michelle Mone (again)


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I wanted a pastrami, jarlsberg, gherkin and lettuce sandwich, with french mustard, on a wholemeal roll.

Now, usually my go to sandwich is the Mediterranean Tuna one, with feta, cherry tomatoes, spring onion and olive oil, but today, I decided 'no, let's have a change'.

It's all down to Lady Mone - incidentally some porn name - who totally inspired me.

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You still talking about sandwiches?

Of course! I've now taken Lady Mone's advice and opened my own Sandwich shop. It's called 'In Yer Mouth'. Me and Michelle are also teaming up for the launch of a vibrator called the Lady Moan. The sky is the limit!

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  • 1 month later...

Yeah... She thinks that in Ireland they drive on the right side of the road!

She was also absolutely shocked and baffled to be told she was wrong.

I don't know if she was merely stupid enough to get the question the wrong way round in her head, or if she was spectacularly stupid enough to simply think they drive on the right in the Republic of Ireland.

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Puzzling?

Was she not rewarded for her pronouncements on independence?

A clear example of Cameron and Lizzie trolling those who dared question their rule and the glory of British nationalism. See also Alistair Darling's peerage.

The message is: f**k you, bad Jocks. Look at how the good Jocks get rewarded, and KNOW YOUR PLACE.

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Yeah... She thinks that in Ireland they drive on the right side of the road!

Well, they chose to leave the UK. They must have been forced to change!

During the referendum debate, Andy Burnham told us that when visiting an independent Scotland, he didn't want to “drive on the right when I want to drive on the left…”

Mone appears to be the sort of person that would believe any Unionist lie.

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