Lisa Cuddy Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 You are all nasty. I read the pop/ son relationship thread and was touched ( not by my dad) I try to start a thread in appreciation of matriarchs and get this response! I hope Mrs M is all over this! As mums are under appreciated! I'd never slag your mum, Roland. Mums are ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 At least you always ken your maw loves you, even when everyone else has worked out you're an utter c**t, and you're about as welcome in public situations as a cheese grater at an orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it. Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum. Any other P&Ber's got a mother? If you have stories about my mum, PM me. PM sent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Your ma's a mattress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThePirate Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Pics or GTFO This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 My mum is a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Yer maws a binman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos123sam Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Yer maw sucks mouldy fish fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 I heard yer maws a feeder, ya fat mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 13, 2015 Author Share Posted August 13, 2015 Maw, Ma, Mother, Mither, Mum, Mummy, Mam, Mammy, Mom, Mommy, Bint? Roland, stop stuffing your big bloated pudgie lardy face with fatty chips and greasy butter and get a poll put up. You speccy beast. On my phone, and less of the speccy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 My maw is has no eyelashes these days. She mistook a bottle of eyedrops for a bottle of superglue with hilarious consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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