Roland B Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it. Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum. Any other P&Ber's got a mother? If you have stories about my mum, PM me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Yer mither was never clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ark loyal Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Pics or GTFO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Pics or GTFO Fucked that up! What's GTFO? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Yer mither was never clean. She was after bath night, so there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it. Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum. Any other P&Ber's got a mother? If you have stories about my mum, PM me. Your mother is so rotund that she once fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was starting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 Your mother is so rotund that she once fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was starting. Eh, well no. She has put on a little weight due to the chemo & steroids associated with the treatment , but other than that she's probably considered waif-like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rational Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I always thought it was 'yer maw is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her'.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it. Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum. Any other P&Ber's got a mother? If you have stories about my mum, PM me. Go to xnxx.com and type in mother and see how great she really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 She sweats gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Still another 7 months until Mother's Day. August Christmas adverts seem tame in comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Your mother is so rotund that she once fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was starting. When her phone goes people think she's backing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it. Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum. Any other P&Ber's got a mother? If you have stories about my mum, PM me. A wee w**k before bedtime instead of cocoa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Ma maw's a millionaire Blue eyes and curly hair See her walkin doon the street Wi her big banana feet Ma maw's a millionaire Ma maw's a millionaire - wid ye believe it? Blue eyes and curly hair Sittin among the Eskimos Playin the game of dominoes Ma maw's a millionaire actually she's no. and her cooking's rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 When her phone goes people think she's backing up. She goes to KFC and licks other people's fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Your mothers so fat that she's going to die a slow, painful death caused by morbid obesity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 12, 2015 Author Share Posted August 12, 2015 You are all nasty. I read the pop/ son relationship thread and was touched ( not by my dad) I try to start a thread in appreciation of matriarchs and get this response! I hope Mrs M is all over this! As mums are under appreciated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I admire my mother more than I admire any other c**t on this plant. There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I love my mother in law She's nothing but a nagging old whore She's fine, she's dandy And she makes my dog feel randy I love her, I love her I love my mother in law. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 I admire my mother more than I admire any other c**t on this plant. There, I said it. Very good petal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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