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Roland B

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My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it.

Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum.

Any other P&Ber's got a mother?

If you have stories about my mum, PM me.

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My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it.

Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum.

Any other P&Ber's got a mother?

If you have stories about my mum, PM me.

Your mother is so rotund that she once fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was starting.

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Your mother is so rotund that she once fell down the stairs and I thought Eastenders was starting.

Eh, well no. She has put on a little weight due to the chemo & steroids associated with the treatment , but other than that she's probably considered waif-like.

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My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it.

Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum.

Any other P&Ber's got a mother?

If you have stories about my mum, PM me.

Go to xnxx.com and type in mother and see how great she really is.
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My mum is fantastic, she's always helped me out when I've needed it, sometimes being harsh for my own good & other times just being fantastic even when I didn't deserve it.

Now, as she approaches her twilight years, I try to do as much as I possibly can for her, I speak to her more often now than when I lived at home. I can tell her anything and although she can sometimes be a little judgemental, I can accept that. Cos she's my mum.

Any other P&Ber's got a mother?

If you have stories about my mum, PM me.

A wee w**k before bedtime instead of cocoa?

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Ma maw's a millionaire

Blue eyes and curly hair

See her walkin doon the street

Wi her big banana feet

Ma maw's a millionaire

Ma maw's a millionaire - wid ye believe it?

Blue eyes and curly hair

Sittin among the Eskimos

Playin the game of dominoes

Ma maw's a millionaire

actually she's no. and her cooking's rotten.

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You are all nasty. I read the pop/ son relationship thread and was touched ( not by my dad) I try to start a thread in appreciation of matriarchs and get this response!

I hope Mrs M is all over this! As mums are under appreciated!

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I love my mother in law

She's nothing but a nagging old whore

She's fine, she's dandy

And she makes my dog feel randy

I love her, I love her

I love my mother in law.

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