RawB93 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 FTP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 FTP. Pope or polis? It'll help me gauge the correct level of outrage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Lot of stick for the Rozzers here and I have numerous tales of being wronged by them but to buck the trend I'll give a positive one. My 4 year old daughter was playing in our quiet cul de sac with her big brothers and all her pals - a daily occurrence with all the parents on the street keeping an eye out / siting in their gardens etc. One of her best pals asked if my daughter could go along (5 houses along the street but round a wee bend) to her house to play in the house and garden. Again a common occurrence and usually my wife and her mum would be in contact via text when she needed picked up etc. Anyway, this day I was out walking the dog and my baby boy had shat all up my Mrs clothes when she was asked and rather than walk her along she just told her to go. Little did we know the mum was out and the granddad was babysitting. Half an hour later the wee girl comes to our door again and asks if my daughter could come back to hers - we thought she had been there the whole time. Panic stations. The granddad had needed to pop out and, not knowing any better, sent my wee girl up the road on her own. This was a few days after the Tele had run a story about a man in a black car approaching children (think that turned out to be an attention seeking mum but still....) Anyway - searched the street, shouting for a good 10 mins, about 15 neighbours out as well helping, no sign. I jumped in the car and she phoned the feds. Within about 3 minutes we had 2 cars at the door and in my frantic driving about over the next half an hour or so I must've seen about 20 officers out walking in the street and a good 5 or 6 cars on patrol. Needless to say the wee shite was hiding in the back garden of her pal having a fucking rare time - there is a big security gate but she was small enough to slide under it so no-one had thought she might be out there Anyway the police left a liaison officer with us for a good hour and a half after it - my wife was an absolute wreck and I wasn't far behind - part of this was to not leave her unsupervised until social work reports came back (all clear I might add) but she was also very good at calming my wife down and just not being a shambolic wreck in the midst of a pretty brutal time. She said as soon as there is a missing child, no matter what is going on, every police unit drops whatever it's doing and heads in or around the area, from what I saw I have no reason to doubt that and it gave me a wee feeling of assurance. ETA don't drive a car in a panic stricken state, I fucked my suspension and burst a tyre, then drove about on it for a further 5 minutes. £900 bill. Maybe if you didn't spend 24 hours a day posting about United you would know where your bairns are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Worse than the McCanns IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Maybe if you didn't spend 24 hours a day posting about United you would know where your bairns are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 There's nothing to see here please move along, everything is great in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Working shite hours booking areseholes for being areseholes, is it any wonder they want to Jack it in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pccabe Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Glad to see my life is so interesting to all of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Not to me mate, I think you're a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pccabe Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Not to me mate, I think you're a fud. Well with a name like yours you show your fudness before you even post whilst mozzamozza is a narcisstic fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Well with a name like yours you show your fudness before you even post whilst mozzamozza is a narcisstic foofl. A foofl sounds like a cross between a compliment and an insult. Which one is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pccabe Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 A foofl sounds like a cross between a compliment and an insult. Which one is it? Is called a mistake which is the way your mum and dad describe you no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Is called a mistake which is the way your mum and dad describe you no doubt. You mention my parents again and me and Gowser will be round to batter your c**t in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Oh dear. This pccabe seems to have a heads gone every day. Not a real police officer imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Oh dear. This pccabe seems to have a heads gone every day. Not a real police officer imo. Exactly why he is a real copper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 A foofl sounds like a cross between a compliment and an insult. Which one is it? A complisult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 A foofl sounds like a cross between a compliment and an insult. Which one is it?Sounds like a small designer dog. Or possibly a polite German word for lady parts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-34424206 1 in 3 Police plan to leave the force, still the SNP Head in the sand brigade will tell us there is no crisis.... Must all have shared a shift or two with pccabe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-34424206 1 in 3 Police plan to leave the force, still the SNP Head in the sand brigade will tell us there is no crisis.... According to the research, the most-given reason was due to changes in their pension which were imposed by Westminster and resisted by the SNP. Looks like this story is backfiring. Better Together right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 A foofl sounds like a cross between a compliment and an insult. Which one is it? It's Norwegian for Queef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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