Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Got to be cream. Custard is for wankers I'm fucking discustard at your remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Cream in a fudge doughnut is the only acceptable answer. Bayne's fudge cream number is the absolute tits! Custard should only be present in a sugar coated doughnut as an alternative to jam. Custard in a fudge doughnut was favoured by Hitler, Charles Manson, Harold Shipman and I hear Robert Mugabe is partial to them too. Considering your beastly predilections, it's no surprise you're in the know regarding those sicko's culinary preferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Jam is an old man treat and should be nowhere near a modern doughnut. Jam is for old people whose taste buds were formed when Britain was rationing and the best sweets were sour fruit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paris Hilltoon Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Fisher and Donaldson piss all over anything else the world (Dundee) has to offer. Baynes effort is average, Greggs is laughably bad. Not overly familiar with the other bakers attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This thread is like one of those paedophile rings you hear about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Fisher and Donaldson piss all over anything else the world (Dundee) has to offer. Baynes effort is average, Greggs is laughably bad. Not overly familiar with the other bakers attempts. When I moved in with the girl her whole family raved about Fisher and Donaldson and the coffee tower. I finally had one and it was a horrible sickly mess and I've not been back too Fisher and Donaldson since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This thread is like one of those paedophile rings you hear about. I prefer garlic mushrooms myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 This thread is like one of those paedophile rings you hear about. Krispy Kreme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Chocolate-filled, fudge-covered doughnut, in a bowl of hot custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Pretty sure that Stephen's in Dunfermline has a magical mix of both (i.e. a strange creamy custard which doesn't really resemble either). Cream is far, far superior though. Hunters at the bottom of the high street did the best fudge doughnuts (cream of course) the world has ever known, until they shut down that is. Prove me wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 f**k off. Coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Pretty sure that Stephen's in Dunfermline has a magical mix of both (i.e. a strange creamy custard which doesn't really resemble either). Cream is far, far superior though. Hunters at the bottom of the high street did the best fudge doughnuts (cream of course) the world has ever known, until they shut down that is. Prove me wrong... They do a chocolate topped/chocolate filled one, as well as a the double-pink jam filled/pink icing (pink jammie). Both in the elite division of doughnuts. Any custard not poured over Brooke Little's tits is a waste of custard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Don't google Brooke Little images if you're at work. I just did.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 They do a chocolate topped/chocolate filled one, as well as a the double-pink jam filled/pink icing (pink jammie). Both in the elite division of doughnuts. Any custard not poured over Brooke Little's tits is a waste of custard. Pink iced doughnuts come a close second to the fudge ones. Better than the custard fudge doughnut. Let's not overlook the wonder of the 'plain' sugary doughnut of course. Still I try not to lick my lips, yet fail miserably every time. Cheap ASDA ones spring to mind as being good, which is a pain considering I'd have to go there and visit the fat c***'s aisle for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 53 votes in and 28 for the almighty supreme custard. The margin wasnt as high as expected though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Didn't read the thread, I'll say I always like to spunk in the fudge, Finfare '87 greatest every. ETA - Round the back. OF THE SHOP (dirty old men). She was the baker maker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
45 will not be silent Posted December 9, 2015 Share Posted December 9, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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