Dee Till A Die Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Looking forward to this one. We'll score. So will St Johnstone. 1-1. Stewart to get his shooting boots back on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm going to this and would like to challenge a St Johnstone fan to some form of contest. In the interest of balance it'll not be anything too contemporary - as a resident of the most exciting up and coming city in Britain I'd have a clear advantage. Nor shall this contest involve heavy machinery, manual labour or root vegetables and/or livestock as this would provide a clear advantage to the simple Perthshire folk. I propose a physical fight perhaps, with the winner paying for an all you can eat meal (inclusive of drinks) for both participants at Perth's number one attraction, the Toby Carvery, immediately after the match. I volunteer TRS for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I volunteer TRS for this. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podlie Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Mods, please? Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a fermer's murder: 1. All the DNA is the same. 2. There are no dental records. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 We all have tractor licences though, which would help things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 23, 2015 Author Share Posted November 23, 2015 Did you know that Dundee and Las Vegas are the only 2 cities in the world where you can pay for prostitutes with chips? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Did you know that Dundee and Las Vegas are the only 2 cities in the world where you can pay for prostitutes with chips? Since we are using tired jokes... Very good - If you want my comeback you will need to scrape it off the back of your mums teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Did you know that Dundee and Las Vegas are the only 2 cities in the world where you can pay for prostitutes with chips? You must be really ugly to come to Dundee and need to get a prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Capsule Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm going to this and would like to challenge a St Johnstone fan to some form of contest. In the interest of balance it'll not be anything too contemporary - as a resident of the most exciting up and coming city in Britain I'd have a clear advantage. Nor shall this contest involve heavy machinery, manual labour or root vegetables and/or livestock as this would provide a clear advantage to the simple Perthshire folk. I propose a physical fight perhaps, with the winner paying for an all you can eat meal (inclusive of drinks) for both participants at Perth's number one attraction, the Toby Carvery, immediately after the match. Not sure if this is sarcasm or an actual attempt to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Did you know that Dundee and Las Vegas are the only 2 cities in the world where you can pay for prostitutes with chips? I've never heard that. I've clearly led a sheltered life. In the interests of balance, here's an accurate article about Perth: http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/perth-not-the-fairest-of-them-all.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I volunteer TRS for this. Seconded. I don't like Toby Carvery. My mum makes a better roast dinner than him. However, I'll take on Deefiant in a physical fight if he accepts 'glory' as the only prize. Btw, I just got off the phone with Liam Craig. There will be an interview with him in the match programme. He's obviously disappointed that he can't take part in the game and score another memorable goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I don't like Toby Carvery. My mum makes a better roast dinner than him. However, I'll take on Deefiant in a physical fight if he accepts 'glory' as the only prize. Btw, I just got off the phone with Liam Craig. There will be an interview with him in the match programme. He's obviously disappointed that he can't take part in the game and score another memorable goal. Glory then a roast dinner at your mums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloPerth Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Did you know that Dundee and Las Vegas are the only 2 cities in the world where you can pay for prostitutes with chips? I've never heard that. I've clearly led a sheltered life. Or possibly you just missed off the ball at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I shall probably be attending this, give me a wave big-boy. I might even give you a shout .. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitchy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Whatever happened to that great young player all the Dundee fans were on about a few months ago? Think his name was Craig Wighton? Is he at Real Madrid yet? There is a boy who goes by the same name who seems to be sitting on the bench for Raith Rovers, but surely such a superstar would be getting a game ahead of the likes of Jon Daly and Mark Stewart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Clearly same situation Jack Harper has not getting picked for the Scotland youth team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You mean the Craig Wighton that started ahead of Daly on Saturday aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Whatever happened to that great young player all the Dundee fans were on about a few months ago? Think his name was Craig Wighton? Is he at Real Madrid yet? There is a boy who goes by the same name who seems to be sitting on the bench for Raith Rovers, but surely such a superstar would be getting a game ahead of the likes of Jon Daly and Mark Stewart? I think he plays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Whatever happened to that great young player all the Dundee fans were on about a few months ago? Think his name was Craig Wighton? Is he at Real Madrid yet? There is a boy who goes by the same name who seems to be sitting on the bench for Raith Rovers, but surely such a superstar would be getting a game ahead of the likes of Jon Daly and Mark Stewart? 2 assists on Saturday. He's doing just fine for a 17 year old. Thanks for asking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moo Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Well that backfired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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