betting competition Posted February 28, 2022 Share Posted February 28, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 1, 2022 Share Posted March 1, 2022 What do you call a russian with Tourettes? Yukonal Fukov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Christophe Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 What did the two tampons say to each other? Nothing. They were both stuck up c***s. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 Deary me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 I fucked my kids last night, I didn't think I'd be good at it it but by the end of the evening I really came into my own -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 I hate when people try to act all intellectual by talking about Mozart when they've never even seen a single one of his paintings 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Told my wife tonight to get her coat on as I was taking her out somewhere really expensive. She looked genuinely disappointed when I took her to the petrol station. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 I’m not one for bragging about the expensive places I visit, but today I went to the petrol station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 16 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: I’m not one for bragging about the expensive places I visit, but today I went to the petrol station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 The wife was late coming home last night. She told me it was because on her way home a group of elderly men approached her, held her down and repaired her shoes. Sounds like a load of old cobblers to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 I've offered my spare room to a Ukrainian refugee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 38 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: I've offered my spare room to a Ukrainian refugee. By the time she walks from Lviv to your hoose she’ll look like 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: By the time she walks from Lviv to your hoose she’ll look like Your wife? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 21 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Your wife? I wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Really starting to regret buying a flat upstairs from Lionel Ritchie. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Lent started a week ago. Just off the phone with Rick Astley, who is really struggling. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 Just been sacked from a customer service roll with my company. I always politely asked "would you like smoking or non-smoking ?", but apparently the correct approach is "are you looking for a cremation or burial ?". The undertaker business maybe isn't for me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 9, 2022 Share Posted March 9, 2022 (edited) 22 hours ago, scottsdad said: Really starting to regret buying a flat upstairs from Lionel Ritchie. 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Lent started a week ago. Just off the phone with Rick Astley, who is really struggling. Fine posts if you want to have to think… Edited March 9, 2022 by Granny Danger 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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