Senor Bairn Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I've got the bad motherfucker wallet from pulp fiction. Because I am, a bad motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Quite fancied a zip pocket for coins tbh but the decent ones that have that are all made of nylon and cost the same price as the nice leather ones. No, just no! The better ones don't have coin pockets because they are actually wallets and not purses. Look, we've been through this before. Men who keep coins in a wallet are one step away from being on the register. Kens the score That seems to be the case, the best ones I've looked at have no room for coins. See first reply It's already been mentioned several times, but a wallet that has space for coins is a purse. Used by BEASTS. If you have one, ditch it. I always find something about it very strange when a guy goes to a bar and opens up his wee zip pocket and picks out his change to pay for a drink. Always the Ken Kratz types, the type you wouldn't feel comfortable leaving them alone with your hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 4 quotes in the one post about a wallet with an area for coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 4 quotes in the one post about a wallet with an area for coins. That's how utterly horrific the concept is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted February 5, 2016 Author Share Posted February 5, 2016 It seems like a serious issue glad I bought one without the purse part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 I'm sure there was a thread in the past that discussed this where the general consensus was that coins in what you call a wallet is beastly, along with standing up to wipe your arse and sharing 1 (one) pint between 3 people. P&B HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 We all know it's wrong. Just wrong. I was once in a bar with a mate and the mate's dad. The mate's dad buys a round and pulls out a beast-wallet to pay. Coins are extracted. I simply looked at the floor and sadly and silently shook my head. We never spoke of that moment, my friend and I. But if some day he comes to me, after many drinks, and with a tear in his eye & a hand on my shoulder begins a tale of a lost childhood, I shall not be in any way surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Had a decent wee Nike number a few years back, went on holiday with the ex and left it on the plane coming home, left 80 euros, driving licence and my student card, which didn't expire till this year in june. Had a few other dodgy wallets in between, and then the current girlfriend bought me a leather timberland wallet for my 21st and i've never looked back, quality wallet that's not got a mark on it...has got a coin bit, but it's never used. Coins belong in the back pocket of your jeans/trousers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Had a decent wee Nike number a few years back, went on holiday with the ex and left it on the plane coming home, left 80 euros, driving licence and my student card, which didn't expire till this year in june. Had a few other dodgy wallets in between, and then the current girlfriend bought me a leather timberland wallet for my 21st and i've never looked back, quality wallet that's not got a mark on it...has got a coin bit, but it's never used. Coins belong in the back pocket of your jeans/trousers! I'm afraid not using the purse section is not good enough. You are now on the register and I consider the thread tainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 has got a coin bit, but it's never used. "I know there is beast porn on my PC officer, but I've never looked at it" type excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Who puts coins in their arse pockets? That's where the wallet goes, coins go in the front pockets. Definite BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 right fair point, but I can't not use it...if she caught me i'd be on a dry spell for a bit. In regards to the coins, wallets go in the right arse pocket, coins go in the left, front right pockets for your phone, and front lefts for fags and a lighter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Who puts coins in their arse pockets? That's where the wallet goes, coins go in the front pockets. Definite BEAST. I go a step further. Nothing but the occasional receipt/shopping list goes in back pockets. Wallet sits where it belongs - in the wallet pocket of my jacket. Only exception being when you have to check your jacket at the door. Putting things in your back pocket is drawing attention to the arse and slightly beastly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 right fair point, but I can't not use it...if she caught me i'd be on a dry spell for a bit. In regards to the coins, wallets go in the right arse pocket, coins go in the left, front right pockets for your phone, and front lefts for fags and a lighter This, my friend, is exactly as it should be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 BEAST Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 BEAST where do you keep your coins like ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 where do you keep your coins like ? Where coins should be kept, in either of my front pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Uncovering nicotine smelling, yellow finger nailed BEASTs among us. This place is going to the fucking dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 Sorry guys but the correct order is - Front left - Wallet Front right - phone Back left - coins Back right - keys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 5, 2016 Share Posted February 5, 2016 A wallet in your back pocket would be uncomfortable to sit on, therefore wallet in front left, phone in front right and change in back pocket. If you don't have a jacket on then the wallet can be used as a barrier to stop you getting jibbed with your keys when you sit down. Anything else is poorly thought out. Although there are grown adults who like X-Factor so there is no accounting for levels of beastliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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