Sergeant Wilson Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-tourist-killed-elephant-front-7288698#4BRvUGwt0sDjwhAJ.97 Not sure if the phoatie is before or after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 The police have rounded up the usual suspects, here's the ID parade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 I'm no pachyderm expert but that's an African elephant pic the Daily Rectum has used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 1, 2016 Author Share Posted February 1, 2016 I'm no pachyderm expert but that's an African elephant pic the Daily Rectum has used.It's little wonder they get so angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 It's little wonder they get so angry. They can be a bit Dumbo at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 What a trumpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 They can be a bit Dumbo at times. You are right to take them to tusk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 if the will is read at an Edinburgh lawyer's office will there be Fisticuffs in Frederick Street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Golf isn't a very good name for an elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Golf isn't a very good name for an elephant. A bit of a handicap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 A bit of a handicap? You cheeky bast... Oh right, I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Nellie the Elephant by the Toy Dolls song. Oh I remember it all too well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 I'm no pachyderm expert but that's an African elephant pic the Daily Rectum has used. I hope it has a work permit then. Africans coming over here, taking our jobs eta. Actually not surprising, the elephant was African & the mahout was Burmese. Not our fault, bloody foreigners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 Golf isn't a very good name for an elephant.I don't know he did make a hole in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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