jmothecat Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Five points for correctly referring to a chipper as a chipper, as all civilised peoples from the North East should. Eight for undershirt/believing adults shouldn't wear t-shirts in public and another two for wearing a jumper with no sleeves (I have a fair isle one and used to wear one when I played cricket). 15 in total. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 8 points. I'm a goody beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 18!!! Really disagree with the scale though. How can shaving your chest, wearing tight clothing that shows off your lower half and wearing vests be on a scale 4.... when watching men, on the tele, with all of the above, plus daft outfits, pretending to fight be a scale 3?!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I score 0 because sitting down in the shower was taken off the list. Disgraceful to see it added again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If people don't call the outside of bread then what do they call it? Never heard it called anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 18!!! Really disagree with the scale though. How can shaving your chest, wearing tight clothing that shows off your lower half and wearing vests be on a scale 4.... when watching men, on the tele, with all of the above, plus daft outfits, pretending to fight be a scale 3?!??? American football isn't on the list at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 American football isn't on the list at all. Why would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 A low scoring 4 for me, although drinking Cappucinos aside, the other three are toilet related. I stand to wipe, occasionally when tired/hungover sit to piss and occasionally talk to people I know at the urinals (I am not cottaging, in no way cottaging). I also hold the view that the sit down wipers are the real Gary Glitter types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Why would it be? You just said it scored 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Why would it be?I find there's a definite air of Paedo around those types. It's like you can't even find the right sport to put people off the scent of your beastliness.Unless, you are a citizen of the the U-S-of-A. In which case, wooooooo! U-S-A! U-S-A! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 You just said it scored 3. In what way? Only the tight clothing on the lower half would apply, which would also apply to a load of different sports. Don't get all sensitive over the Ruggers/American Football debate jmo, kin you posh Tory snoots adore it but leave it be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 11 on the Kumulative Independent Depravity Scale (KIDS).So close to acceptability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 6, I can deal with that. Adults watching wrestling should definitely be category 5 for what it's worth. Taking an interest in an activity enjoyed mainly by children where the principle aim is to pin each other down? That's classic BEAST behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 In what way? Only the tight clothing on the lower half would apply, which would also apply to a load of different sports. Don't get all sensitive over the Ruggers/American Football debate jmo, kin you posh Tory snoots adore it but leave it be. I think you are taking my comment a bit too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I score 0 because sitting down in the shower was taken off the list. Disgraceful to see it added again. If things like chipper and heelie are staying on it sitting down in the shower should remain too IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I am guilty of the following: Here are the categories: Category 1 Comic collectors Category 2 Referring to Toasted cheese as Roasted cheese (I don't do this - I call it "Cheese on Toast". I don't know where this is on the BEASTliness scale). Category 3 Men who drink Lattes/Cappucino's/Soy Lattes/Chai Tea Latte/Chai Tea/Green Tea/Peppermint Tea. So as it stands I'm guilty of having comics and drinking Green Tea, putting me on a BEAST scale of 4. Depending on whether saying "Cheese on Toast" is an indication of deviancy, I may end up being a 6, but PnB will have to decide this for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I am guilty of the following: So as it stands I'm guilty of having comics and drinking Green Tea, putting me on a BEAST scale of 4. Depending on whether saying "Cheese on Toast" is an indication of deviancy, I may end up being a 6, but PnB will have to decide this for me. I also say Cheese on Toast, because that's what it is. It is not on the beast scale, correctly, so I gave myself no mark for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Having a cheeky Nandos. Grown adults watching X-Factor, the Voice, or Big Brother. Anything to do with The Lad Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 If people don't call the outside of bread then what do they call it? Never heard it called anything else. Rather unimaginatively I call them "end bits". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I also say Cheese on Toast, because that's what it is. It is not on the beast scale, correctly, so I gave myself no mark for it. Good. I shall follow suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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