Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Playing Philpy at pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I'm away to try and get as many in as possible after the reaction Tommy Soup got on here. 'Tommy Soup' should see you high on the scale as things stand anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Having a pocket diary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Or men a that wear Ugg boots in public anywhere/anytime, unless they are Inuit or Eskimo person in the Arctic circle, nothing else is acceptable ever, ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Flat caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Nonsense. Can tell there's a lot of old lads on here. Do you wear skinny jeans and converse or brogues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 One thing that will be key for the scale to work will be honesty. It's self marking, you see. Dishonesty would be disappointing and not in the spirit of outing beastiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 One thing that will be key for the scale to work will be honesty. It's self marking, you see. Dishonesty would be disappointing and not in the spirit of outing beastiness. What if someone was to have wiped standing up and sitting down at some point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Sitting down in a shower sounds more like being a beastee rather than a beaster Yeah, I usually sit down in the shower, whilst rocking back and forward and weeping uncontrollably, after a serious beasting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2016 Author Share Posted February 11, 2016 What if someone was to have wiped standing up and sitting down at some point? Even one wipe whilst standing is enough. Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Is the buttoned-up polo shirt not still the preserve of the Chelsea casual? Again, more the preserve of the beastee, I'd have thought. Give them a pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Is the buttoned-up polo shirt not still the preserve of the Chelsea casual? Again, more the preserve of the beastee, I'd have thought. Give them a pass. If you tolerate this, then your children will be next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Even one wipe whilst standing is enough. Beast. Dear Cathy and Claire I'm looking at buying a new hoose at auction next week. It's a mess and needs to be refurbished and, if I get it, will install a Japanese-style arse-washing lavvy on the first floor, which will obviate the need for toilet paper. The downstairs loo will have an American style pissoire: How beastly is this plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Dear Cathy and Claire I'm looking at buying a new hoose at auction next week. It's a mess and needs to be refurbished and, if I get it, will install a Japanese-style arse-washing lavvy on the first floor, which will obviate the need for toilet paper. The downstairs loo will have an American style pissoire: urinal.JPG How beastly is this plan? The type that measures your effluent and tells you about the amount of roughage in your diet? f**k that. The bathroom's about the only place most folk can get away from being nagged. Edit: ended up with a score of 4. A few questions, though: Is it acceptable to have shaved your chest as a one-off for a tattoo? And how old does one have to be before wearing a leather jacket becomes BEASTly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Do you wear skinny jeans and converse or brogues? Slim fit jeans and never converse or brogues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 'Tommy Soup' should see you high on the scale as things stand anyways Tommy Soup is probably the least beastiest thing on that list Jaggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Let's see..... Shortsleeved dress shirt with tie, ok, I do that sometimes. It is Lorne sausage And that's it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 ^^^BEAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Mods. 13 15 now off this definitive list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Tommy Soup is probably the least beastiest thing on that list Jaggy. Oh Lichtie how wrong you are. The thing weans most universally loath is the tomato. Softening it to 'tommy' is the very mark of the beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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