Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Happened to me at a B&B in Forres that claimed to be 5 star. 5 stars of shite. Sent that shit back. Not eating wallpaper paste for my breakfast, thank you very much! Should have sent it to theScarf, he likes wallpaper paste. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Happened to me at a B&B in Forres that claimed to be 5 star. 5 stars of shite. Sent that shit back. Not eating wallpaper paste for my breakfast, thank you very much! Why were you staying at a B and B in Forres? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Why were you staying at a B and B in Forres? Who wants to know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Who wants to know? I'm just at a loss as to why you would want to go there, it's a bit shit and you have lossie and Elgin nearby which have much more going for them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I was visiting Elgin for a pre-season tournament hosted by City and featuring Killie, Locos and County. Stayed in Forres as the B&B was nice and did the whisky tours whilst up there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Everybody needs to know now! curtaintwitchers.com does not have an update on your visit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Yeah it's a decent enough area, just think Forres is the lesser of the towns there. Especially as lossie and nairn both have beaches. Forres is just pretty bland, I had an aunty who lived there and I hated going to stay with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 She hated you too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I had an aunty who lived there and I hated going to stay with her. Because your uncle molested you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Should only be made with milk and salt and needs to be thick. There was word of a one-off remake if the TV show. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/bbc/11997246/BBC-considering-Porridge-remake.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Drugs, Throbber. The correct answer to anything Forres related, is always drugs. You aren't the first person to have said this actually. Not as bad as Peterhead though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 It even surpasses early Nesbit as an example of the fine documentary work done by the national broadcaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) It even surpasses early Nesbit as an example of the fine documentary work done by the national broadcaster. Throbber being molested by his uncle? Which BBC employee was he? Edited February 11, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 She hated you too. Yeah well she's dead now so I had the last laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Throbber being molested by his uncle? Which BBC employee was he? I didn't get molested by this particular uncle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Forres is a cunthole and it's full of life's losers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Forres is a cunthole and it's full of life's losers. ^^^ dingyed off a Forres burd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 1320Lichtie probably calls it 'oaty dip dip' or some other shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booj1893 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Nutella and peanut butter is the dogs danglers in porridge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Made with Milk till a pretty thick consistancy. chopped banana on top with a dash of cold milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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