johnnynivenEC Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Got a selection event at work next week to become a trainer. Need to make a 5 minute presentation on a subject of my choice. Not an issue as I can talk pish all day long, but i've no idea for a subject, want it to be something interesting and people to leave thinking that it was interesting and they've learned something. Anyone got any ideas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 When doing a Powerpoint presentation slip in a random photo of you having sex with your wife before quipping "whoops! how did that get in there?". This will relax the tension and build a relationship between you and the audience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Street Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Trainers -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Touch the dugs arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted April 22, 2016 Author Share Posted April 22, 2016 should probably have mentioned, no laptops or projectors, good old fashioned flipchart and coloured pens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The BEAST scale. Then go around the room and see how BEASTly your colleagues are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 should probably have mentioned, no laptops or projectors, good old fashioned flipchart and coloured pens Turn the presentation into a fun game of hangman or Pictionary in that case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Ched Evans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The complexity of urinal etiquette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The regional diversity of slice/square/lorne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 best scrambled egg ettiquette (microwave only). Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Comic Sans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR LISTEN!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Prestige Worldwide 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stm Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160303-the-surprising-benefits-of-swearing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 I done one a while back and just spoke about the great tapestry of Scotland or whatever it's called. No one knew anything about it so I could talk shit and no one would know the difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Tell them what your going to tell them, tell them and then sum up by telling them what you've told them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) The relationship between sexy/psychopath in women. I think technically known as the hot/psycho matrix. Edited April 22, 2016 by Ross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 The benefits of installing a monorail in Grangemouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 50 seconds on each of the civilisations destroyed by homosexuality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Just be honest with them. Say you had no ideas what to talk about so you went on to Pie and Bovril and asked for ideas. As expected, you got some excellent responses, such as Shakespeare, Quantum Physics, Landscape gardening in Peru, the effects of climate change on the iguana population of Papua New Guinea, geophysics, carbon dating of the ancient Caledonian Forest, America's on-going ban of haggis, malt whisky, an island in the Atlantic called Tristan de Cunha, scrabbled eggs, the ozone layer, washing powder, shinty and aardvarks. That should keep it going for five minutes. Good Luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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