Double Winning St Johnstone FC Thread

[Tibbermoresaint]

14 minutes ago, perthsaint1977 said:

19 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

The Vine bit? Or the bit about it still might happen?

All I will say not one person on here has posted the correct story in relation to why it didn't happen

Does it involve a dog?

[perthsaint1977]

Does it involve a dog?

Yep brogan

[tree house tam]

18 minutes ago, perthsaint1977 said:

23 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

The Vine bit? Or the bit about it still might happen?

All I will say not one person on here has posted the correct story in relation to why it didn't happen

Do you want me to do it for you shitebag?

[perthsaint1977]

Do you want me to do it for you shitebag?

Feel free

[Center half]

I have heard three from the horses mouth reasons , SB changed the contract, Vine changed the contract, SM well we will leave it there!

probably signs on the 1st Of August for some one after collecting his month wage at the Dons !  

[tree house tam]

1 hour ago, perthsaint1977 said:

1 hour ago, tree house tam said:

Do you want me to do it for you shitebag?

Feel free

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that in Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedsit, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Edited July 29, 2019 by tree house tam
Fat fingered drunk

[PauloPerth]

2 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that on Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedside, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

I fucking knew that jock the jambo was one for the watching 

[perthsaint1977]

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that on Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedside, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Outstanding [emoji1787]

[RandomGuy.]

Wouldnt be a @tree house tam story without some c**t getting roofied

[Saint Paul]

13 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that on Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedside, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Heard that same story too !! 

[Bankfoot Saints]

11 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that on Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedside, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Am honestly starting to wish that really happened like that, it’s probably the sanest reason that the whole deal fell through 

[accies1874]

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that in Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedsit, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Does this come from a reliable source?

[tree house tam]

Just now, accies1874 said:

35 minutes ago, tree house tam said:

Right. After the euphoria of returning to the mighty Saints and picking up his training gear, which he immediately put on by the way,Stevie May and Rowan are sitting in that bar having a wee glass of moet when in walks Brogan, aye Brogan. Brogans always had a crush on wee Stevie,  think it's a hair thing and decides to roofy him and have his wicked way. Only problem is, Rowan the greedy b*****d downs May's roofied drink. 5 minutes later and he's a slavering mess in the corner(more than usual). Brogan panics because he's not got any drugs left and thinks he's fucked his last chance to pummel wee Stevies starhole but out of the corner of his eye he sees someone he recognizes going into the toilet, up he jumps and straight in after him. George he shouts entering that famous toilet, out pops a wee irish fella, the one and only George O Boyle. Got any drugs George? Only got a wee bit of speed and some MDMA Crystal's he replies, gimme the crystals pal, cheers George. Brogan slips that in Stevies drink and half an hour later Stevie is now a jaw swinging Party boy, let's get out of here he shouts let's go somewhere a bit more lively. They jump in Brogans car and off they go heading for Brogans pad in Edinburgh,  which he shares with Sammy the Tammy and Jock the jambo. Brogan picks up Sammy and Jock and off they pop to cab vol, they're in luck, it's fly night, techno banging. Half way through the night and Stevies fucked up, gibbering slavery mess, Brogan sees his chance and jock the slimey c**t needs no persuading, they fumble him into a taxi get him to the flat, chain him to the bed and spit roast the fucker with his Saints gear still on. The only reason Stevie never made it to Mcdiarmid is because he was chained to a bed in a pilton bedsit, Rowan appeared but was still incoherent and Young Broon pulled the plug on the whole thing.

Does this come from a reliable source?

Straight  from the horses mouth, Brogans  Neigh-bours

 

[RandomGuy.]

In all seriousness, we've lost out on Declan Gallagher, Liam Polworth, and Stevie May over the past 6 months. Those three in our squad and nobody thinks about us being anywhere near relegation.

There needs to be a review about our transfer business and how it works, Motherwell have clearly had a plan of their squad for this season for about six months, have acted on that, and have made all their signings already.

We've spent the past six months trying to get a striker, only to go for the most obvious candidate, and then completely fail to get that one done, and it now for all the worlds sounds like we're now just starting to work on the other targets rather than moving for multiple players at once. Thats ignoring the absolute farce thats been signing a back up left back this summer. Vihmann was apparently identified in March as a CB target, and yet we've not managed to sign anyone else in the 4 months since, and seemingly only got him due to Stabaek changing managers. It all just gives the impression everyone just waits on a deal happening, and if it doesn't we start talking about the next name on the list and moving on that. TWs ever changing list of targets, added to him randomly deciding we need to ship players out, to deciding we need to loan players is bad enough, but his mewling about "quality over quantity" in the same fucking sentence as "3/4 of the young players aren't up to playing in the same team together just yet" is genuinely mental considering the majority of our back up is young players just now, due to the decision to have "quality over quantity".

There needs to be someone between Brown and Wright whos main job is the transfer side of things. TW tells them what he wants, they gets the scouts to identify these types of players. Enquires etc. ongoing all the time to define what players identified will be affordable/best value for money, TW has a meeting and they narrow the list down in terms of top targets/secondary targets, moves are made to all those on the list, with the knowledge of who is preferred, and Browns only involved in setting the budget at the start, and signing things off if theres a deal that maybe needs to go beyond budget. Always feels like Browns to involved in every aspect of the club financially so is blinded to how much money we actually have (do we really need just shy of £3m in the bank doing nothing?), while TW is probably the exact opposite.

Maybe thats already in place, I don't know, but its just the impression the club gives off. This whole Summer has been completely unprofessional on and off the park, even ignoring whatevers happened with the May deal, if no lessons are learned its just a matter of time until a lack of planning catches up on us.

Theres yer RG rant for the week.

Edited July 29, 2019 by RandomGuy.

[RandomGuy.]

FWIW, before folk start quoting about the signings of Kennedy and Wright as some bright light of an "English scout" and that, Kennedy has the same agent as MOH and Swanson, while Wright was represented by Allan Preston.

[Derry Alli]

Gallagher is terrible. He will be found out massively at Motherwell. 

[Mr Positive, sometimes.]

1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said:

FWIW, before folk start quoting about the signings of Kennedy and Wright as some bright light of an "English scout" and that, Kennedy has the same agent as MOH and Swanson, while Wright was represented by Allan Preston.

Wright is represented by the "Stellar Group" where Preston is employed as a "Football intermediary" along with quite a few ex pros it seems. I believe they also represented Drey's Dad as well. 

Does make me wonder why May wouldn't choose to get himself signed up with some semi reputable company like that instead of the buckshee setup with the likes of Vine. 

Edited July 29, 2019 by Mr Positive, sometimes.

[PauloPerth]

1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said:

FWIW, before folk start quoting about the signings of Kennedy and Wright as some bright light of an "English scout" and that, Kennedy has the same agent as MOH and Swanson, while Wright was represented by Allan Preston.

I'm not disagreeing with you entirely.

But you're talking about a Director of Football type, potentially on the salary of a first team player. Would you prefer that?

Im not going to pretend this summer has been great, and I do fear for us defensively going to Celtic this week, but yeh I find it very one sided to go on about not getting decent players in when you look at MOH, Kennedy, Swanson and Wright. Throw in Scougall who you yourself had been shouting for for about 18 months! On paper a great signing, sadly just didn't work out.

I don't really care who represents those players, the fact is we signed them and no one else did.

Again, far from ideal preparation going into the first game, but those four players are better than anything the rest of the bottom six have attacking wise.  

Go onto st Mirren, Kilmarnock etc threads if you really want to see something to worry about.

[Dick Van Dyke]

I think a few of us MAY be very happy tomorrow 

[Kyle]

Oh god not this shit again.