Kmeister Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I have never crossed the equator so the joy of seeing water go round the wrong way has eluded me. I have never been to a Casino so have missed out on the joy of losing what little money I have. I have never been in a helicopter. I was offered a birl in one but chose instead to watch Scotland thrash the Faroes 6-0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Full frontal. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Had autism What an absolutely bizarre thing to say. I've never eaten lasagne What the f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worktheshaft Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Dutch Rudder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Watched star wars/trek. Had fish and chips. Experienced anal (as giver/taker). Also never seen full episode of top gear, Been on a lads holiday to restort etc although been on stags, amsterdam, football trips. Oddly I have been to a Scotland game but not an England one, nor likely too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I have never crossed the equator so the joy of seeing water go round the wrong way has eluded me. I have never been to a Casino so have missed out on the joy of losing what little money I have. I have never been in a helicopter. I was offered a birl in one but chose instead to watch Scotland thrash the Faroes 6-0. This isn't true. I've just saved you a journey that was destined to end in disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 This isn't true. I've just saved you a journey that was destined to end in disappointment. I'm sure he'd remember crossing the equator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I'm sure he'd remember crossing the equator. Perhaps...but for all the wrong reasons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 1, 2016 Author Share Posted June 1, 2016 What an absolutely bizarre thing to say. When philpy first joined this forum he responded to some ribbing over pish posts by claiming he had autism. He then subsequently admitted that he made it up to gain sympathy. Not the worst thing anyone has ever done on P&B and rare that people own up to their mistakes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) - Been on a 'ladz' holiday - Drank alcohol - Been inside an Aldi - Been to a football match abroad - Been to a concert - Been in a real fight (though I used to lash out quite a bit during lunchtime football matches) - Swung a punch at a Rangers player on the pitch after the Scottish Cup final - Been at a Church service - Been to Wales - Been to a gym (like with running machines and stuff) - Been overweight - Ridden a skateboard - Played on the wing in an 11 a-side football match (I have however played in goals most of my life and LB, RB, CB, CM and upfront for the school team yonks ago) - Played Rugby - Voted for the Communist Party (my Great Granny did and would be raging at me) - Walked up a mountain of notable size - Worn trainers with no socks, and that bit of ankle showing - Kept a job for over a year - Been to a wedding - Tweeted Katie Hopkins - Been arrested/lifted - Taken any form of illegal drugs/smoked I'm a great laugh and have lots of friends.... Edited June 1, 2016 by Sonsteam of 08 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50/50 Winner Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never - Been to London Been in a hot air balloon Witnessed any salmon swimming up that fecking ladder at Pitlochry Driven a motorbike Ate a mushroom Broken a bone Been called for jury service Owned a tool box Learned to knit Drank Bovril indoors Been arrested Owned a games console since the Sega Megadrive Shat on a plane Had a fake tan or been on a sun bed Seen a Chiropractor Ate pâté Been entitled to any PPI money Been jogging or dogging Had any savings Played cricket Had anything pierced Driven on the other side of the road in a different country Bought a pair of curtains Changed a tyre Visited any of the Scottish Islands Been inside a betting shop Ate black pudding Read a Harry Potter book Dyed my hair Bought skinny jeans There's probably more though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 - Been on a 'ladz' holiday - Drank alcohol - Been inside an Aldi - Been to a football match abroad - Been to a concert - Been in a real fight (though I used to lash out quite a bit during lunchtime football matches) - Swung a punch at a Rangers player on the pitch after the Scottish Cup final - Been at a Church service - Been to Wales - Been to a gym (like with running machines and stuff) - Been overweight - Ridden a skateboard - Played on the wing in an 11 a-side football match (I have however played in goals most of my life and LB, RB, CB, CM and upfront for the school team yonks ago) - Played Rugby - Voted for the Communist Party (my Great Granny did and would be raging at me) - Walked up a mountain of notable size - Worn trainers with no socks, and that bit of ankle showing - Kept a job for over a year - Been to a wedding - Tweeted Katie Hopkins - Been arrested/lifted - Taken any form of illegal drugs/smoked I'm a great laugh and have lots of friends.... I'm gonnae get you full of ching and bevvy at an away game next season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young buck Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Got an absolute Worldy of a teacher pregnant when I was 13 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Gunther is married? He should have mentioned it before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 It's all kicking off, here in this text based, mostly anonymous internet forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Listen bawbag, it's quite funny when posters (usually those who started it) mention after I mention my wife, marriage or whatever. However, no mention of her there ya wee tadger. Next you'll be asking me if I can turn it down... Go figure Wee fannies thinking they're comedians... Lads holidays were amazing back in the day!! No idea why people think they are horrendous. 2 weeks in the sun with your best mates, plenty of single burds, plenty of shagging, plenty of boozing and plenty of good music! If anything a major regret in life is settling down at 21 years old and missing a couple of lads holidays as a result! Made the most of it when I was single again Things I have never done, played Nerd games such as Call of Duty, watched or read any Harry Potter, and watched or read anything to do with Marvel! Never watched any Star Wars of Star Trek. Basically Nerdy things I have never partaken in... Also, have never taken any illegal drugs or "legal" highs. That's for idiots... Did ye aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Basically Nerdy things I have never partaken in... Also, have never taken any illegal drugs or "legal" highs. That's for idiots... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 1, 2016 Author Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) Do you not get bored going out getting drunk every night? Also, with a group of friends you can't really go off and spend any time doing anything else, I'd find that a bit stifling. It's all personal though, it's just not something I'd want to do. Maybe when I was younger but I couldn't really afford it. It probably says more about me than anyone else haha Edited June 1, 2016 by ICTChris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Entered the kingdom of Narnia via the wardrobe. I always get claustrophobic long before I find the secret passageway Had lunch with a mad hatter or a Cheshire cat Been abducted by aliens Played an active role in a time travel paradox – although maybe I have and just don’t know it Played golf in my pyjamas Taken a surfboard on the Glasgow underground Read poetry at a KKK annual convention Sang Waltzing Matilda in German Wrestled with a sabre tooth tiger Asked my friends why they keep making these suggestions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I've never used Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or Tinder. I've never tried drugs other than cannabis and that was one time over a decade ago. I've never been arrested. I've never broken a bone. Until last Wednesday I'd never had an operation. I've never had a filling in my teeth. I've never been able to dive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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