BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 You sound like an Irvine Welsh character. Harsh. No smack was involved, was a one-off experience and I'm not an Edinburgh junkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Harsh. No smack was involved, was a one-off experience and I'm not an Edinburgh junkie. Why did this girl smear her shite about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Harsh. No smack was involved, was a one-off experience and I'm not an Edinburgh junkie. IW has a rich and varied tapestry of degenerate characters across his works. Only a small percentage are junkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Why did this girl smear her shite about? I have absolutely no idea. She'd left her handbag so had to come back for it, that was a beautifully awkward scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 IW has a rich and varied tapestry of degenerate characters across his works. Only a small percentage are junkies. I had no idea. I, like many others, are only familiar with Trainspotting so your jibe is lost on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 So she didnt have a shite accident, she actually shat, then lifted it and smeared it about? I'd assume it was an accident as a pair of shitty knickers were left on the bathroom floor as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I have absolutely no idea. She'd left her handbag so had to come back for it, that was a beautifully awkward scenario. You should have both took a shite in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I'd assume it was an accident as a pair of shitty knickers were left on the bathroom floor as well. Pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I'd assume it was an accident as a pair of shitty knickers were left on the bathroom floor as well. She sounds like a keeper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 You should have both took a shite in it. That was his suggestion, the temptation was there I have to admit. Pics Unsurprisingly this graphic scene was not something that I wanted to have on my phone, the memory is more than enough. Ok. Thats borderline more acceptable. I thought we were talking a Jackson Pollock up the walls etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Was she a Wid though or not? Pre shite incident obvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Was she a Wid though or not? Pre shite incident obvs. Wid I suppose, more of a Four-Pinter Wid though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 One of my worst hangover days occurred a few years back. Woke up around 1pm, never attempted to eat or drink anything until about 6pm where the only thing in the fridge was milk. Managed to tan about half a pint whereby it must have curdled in my belly and made a return about 2 minutes later as one big vomity milky blob into the bath. Felt fine after that tbf. Done that before myself. 'Feared' up, feeling like a shell of a man, but craved milk for some weird reason. Tanned some & about 10mins later spewed and was like cottage cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Has anyone ever experienced the phenomenon of the "Miracle Hangover Shite"? You can be feeling like death warmed up and you managed to drag you sorry carcass to the lavvie to struggle out a jobby, but once it's over it's like your hangover has been condensed into one evil little package and expelled from your body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 ^^^ I believe it's known as an alcopoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Sometimes I feel better after a massive shite but never near cured. Remember a couple awful hang overs when I've been shitting on the toilet whilst being sick in the sink. It really is quite a feeling having toxins coming out both ends at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I remember getting the horrors once and imagining an oriental woman shaking her head at me and shaking her finger as if she was constantly telling me off. Dreadful.Was this when you were in the far east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Was this when you were in the far east? Yeah - Dundee to be precise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I'm not quite sure what causes my terrible hangovers as I have been fine one week and drink the same the next week and can batrely move. I do know that drinking any sort of wine will give you one hell of a headache though. Don't drink Vodka anymore but they used to be hellish hangovers as I mostly woke up still pished and slowly but surely sobered up/became hungover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 The earlier I start drinking, the easier my hangover is to deal with. If I don't go out until around 7pm, I won't leave bed Sunday and will be back in bed straight after early shift or right up until the last minute before back shift on the Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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