smpar Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Three dead in a shooting near a swimming pool in Spalding, Lincolnshire. American right wing headcases are already delighted at this, as somehow this means score one to gun control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 There is a Spalding crescent near me. Could have been,etc,etd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I was born just 70 miles away from there. Could have been me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I was born just 70 miles away from there. Could have been me. We're not that lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I've been shot in the foot, albeit just by an air rifle, been to Lincolnshire and a swimming pool. Near death experience IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I've been shot in the foot, albeit just by an air rifle, been to Lincolnshire and a swimming pool. Near death experience IMO. It was the shoes that they were after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 19, 2016 Author Share Posted July 19, 2016 'Could have been me,' is up there with the Yaya/Kolo chant and 'yer da' as the worst patter of the 21st century. ^^^never been to Lincoln, couldn't have been him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Brendan must be gutted his boys never demonstrated such accurate shooting at Lincoln. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, the_saints_are_coming said: Yer da hangs around that swimming pool to get a look at the young lassies in their swimming costumes. Could have been him. Yer da sells the Avon at a swimming pool in Lincoln. Will Griggs. Nandos. Scottish Twitter. Ad nauseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 If the entire population of Linconshire was armed with assault rifles I don't this would have happened. Probably something far worse would have happened but not this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Someone done a toley in the pool and it escalated from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Has anything been released/rumored about who did it? I searched it on Twitter and it was just full of the usual suspects saying "ISIS" "MOOSLEMS" "BUILD A WALL" etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, Sonsteam of 08 said: Has anything been released/rumored about who did it? I searched it on Twitter and it was just full of the usual suspects saying "ISIS" "MOOSLEMS" "BUILD A WALL" etc. It was the YLA - Yorkshire Liberation Army The want to establish an independent Yorkshire covering North, West & South Yorkshire & Humbershire. They have issued a statement promising war on neighbouring Lancashire (or Red Rose Bastarts) as they call them and Lincolnshire (Never forgiven for that Grantham born Thatcher) They see swimming pools as venues of cleanliness and abhor these places. FBPRB - Freedom, Black Pudding, Rhubarb and Bitter. If you going to start a rumour make it a believable one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: It was the YLA - Yorkshire Liberation Army The want to establish an independent Yorkshire covering North, West & South Yorkshire & Humbershire. They have issued a statement promising war on neighbouring Lancashire (or Red Rose Bastarts) as they call them and Lincolnshire (Never forgiven for that Grantham born Thatcher) They see swimming pools as venues of cleanliness and abhor these places. FBPRB - Freedom, Black Pudding, Rhubarb and Bitter. If you going to start a rumour make it a believable one. Aye, but would the independent Yorkshire get into the EU? And if it does then what currency would it use? These are the real questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 The BBC are more interested in the German train attack and Melanie Trump. The Government want to keep up the illusion that England is still a green and pleasant land as opposed to a racist, peepee soaked heckhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: The BBC are more interested in the German train attack and Melanie Trump. The Government want to keep up the illusion that England is still a green and pleasant land as opposed to a racist, peepee soaked heckhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 32 minutes ago, Sonsteam of 08 said: Aye, but would the independent Yorkshire get into the EU? And if it does then what currency would it use? These are the real questions They not interested, They believe they can stand alone and sell, Whippets, Rhubarb, Yorkshire puddings and Pontefract Cake to the world without any trade agreements or hassles as they are Yorkshire and folk will just deal with it. FBPRB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: They not interested, They believe they can stand alone and sell, Whippets, Rhubarb, Yorkshire puddings and Pontefract Cake to the world without any trade agreements or hassles as they are Yorkshire and folk will just deal with it. FBPRB Good luck to them, that's what I say. Anyway, back to the issue, BBC reporting a man has killed two female members of his family and then turned the gun on himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 When people make these "could have been me" jokes is this an on going P&B inside thing or is it what a lot of people do in light of a tragedy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 59 minutes ago, throbber said: When people make these "could have been me" jokes is this an on going P&B inside thing or is it what a lot of people do in light of a tragedy? There's always one or two full-time mummy types who hit out with the "I was there last week, could've been me" shite any time these things happen, so I'm guessing it's a pisstake on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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