Boghead ranter Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Can't believe there's no thread for this 'dating show' yet, after it's been on for 2 weeks. Premise is person goes on show to meet date, show line up 6 potential candidates, who are standing in 6 separate coloured boxes, totally starkers. Front screen is pulled upwards to waist height, and after a bit of discussion about sexual organs, benefits of pubes or not, and butt shape, contestant eliminates one. Screen then goes up to neck height, chests discussed, another eliminated. Screen then fully pulled up to show faces, another removed. Last 3 are asked to speak briefly, before 1 is knocked back. The remaining 2 then make small talk with the presenter about each others bodies, while the contestant inexplicably goes off and takes their kit off too. Contestant then returns and finally decides which of the last 2 they want to go on a date with. They then go on a date (fully clothed) and film a piece a few weeks later to tell whether their relationship has developed or not. Bizarre show, I've had to re-watch several times to try and grasp what it's all about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 It's quality television. Hope they do a celebrity version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Sounds like the kind of thing ITV would've put out at 3AM on the weekends about twenty years ago. We're surely not far away from the version of Blind Date that everyone used to joke about, with the winners going backstage to shag and then critique each other's technique. Can't be any worse than the old one TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Sounds like the kind of thing ITV would've put out at 3AM on the weekends about twenty years ago. We're surely not far away from the version of Blind Date that everyone used to joke about, with the winners going backstage to shag and then critique each other's technique. Can't be any worse than the old one TBH. Would watch that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Watched last nights one. What a weird f**king show. "I'm not picking her as her little toe is like my little toe so I don't think we'd work" In fairness there was some alright looking females on it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Not seen so many bald fannies since the EDL marched through Birmingham city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 2, 2016 Author Share Posted August 2, 2016 55 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: Watched last nights one. What a weird f**king show. "I'm not picking her as her little toe is like my little toe so I don't think we'd work" In fairness there was some alright looking females on it! It's amazing the excuses they invent for knocking people back, when it's plainly obvious they're being knocked back due to being overweight or having small tits/cock (delete as appropriate) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I was surprised at how often they showed extreme closeups of the male's tobys or the female's motts tbh. i have to say, the blonde lassie at the end had a very impressive mott. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I think the bosoms on episode one were better but the Tristrams on the second installment were far superior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 From watching this id say my knobs a decent shape and size. Some really strange looking cocks on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I'd need 2 months notice to go on the show. Get myself in shape and make sure I don't get a hard on when the naked lassies are parading infront of me. My current wife will probably no be too happy either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I was amazed at the lack of semis. Especially when they go in for a wee cuddle and are being complimented on their equipment up close. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Gaviliunas said: From watching this id say my knobs a decent shape and size. Some really strange looking cocks on this. Was thinking just that. Some utterly absurd looking tobys on display, and some so small they were almost fully engulfed by pubes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 I dunno. I taped it and fast-forwarded through the willies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertlegend Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Iv watched this both weeks, guy last week for put out for his cock being too big and intimidating! Cant believe he picked the one with the tattoos last night! The Welsh one was much nicer! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, Albertlegend said: Iv watched this both weeks, guy last week for put out for his cock being too big and intimidating! Cant believe he picked the one with the tattoos last night! The Welsh one was much nicer! Called that 1. Tattoo guy was always gonnae pick tattoo burd. She looked pure filth. The 1 he ditched didn't have the tits for her age. Too droopy for an early 20s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 It's quality television. Hope they do a celebrity version. Please don't tell me Hope Solo isn't considered a celebrity...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 What time is this on? Which channel? Anyone got any links to Youtube clips? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 3, 2016 Author Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) 33 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: What time is this on? Which channel? Anyone got any links to Youtube clips? Channel 4, Monday nights at 10pm, and you can get it on 4OD. Edited August 3, 2016 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Please don't tell me Hope Solo isn't considered a celebrity...? Too risky. Her growler might eat the other contestants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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