Dee Man Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 "Hardened Police Scotland officers" witnessed paranormal activity including clothes flying across a room, oven doors opening and closing, lights turning on and off and lampshades being upside down once the lights went back on in a Rutherglen property through the week after getting a call about violent disturbances. My favourite part is them discovering the family dog on top of their 7ft hedge The residents have quite rightly fucked off, probably never to return. I know I wouldn't. Have any p&bers ever returned home from work to find a levitating chihuahua in their house? http://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/police-investigate-reports-poltergeist-after-11744093 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Gozer the Gozerian live in my fridge and has never caused me any bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 14, 2016 Author Share Posted August 14, 2016 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Gozer the Gozerian live in my fridge and has never caused me any bother. This is a serious thread, Granny, and I appreciate it if you would treat it as such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I love stuff like this but still refuse to believe there is such thing as ghosts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Gozer the Gozerian live in my fridge and has never caused me any bother. ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Have any p&bers ever returned home from work to find a levitating chihuahua in their house? This is pretty much me after a typical night out.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Gozer the Gozerian live in my fridge and has never caused me any bother. Your scrotum is probably haunted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 On Thursday I left home in the morning leaving raw meat and veg in a pot and returned home later to find that it had turned itself into a hot cooked stew / casserole when nobody else was around all day. Freaky as f***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Our local minister was known as the exorcist, whenever he went to anyone's house the spirits disappeared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 45 minutes ago, Dee Man said: This is a serious thread, Granny, and I appreciate it if you would treat it as such. Bu Zuul I am. 35 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your scrotum is probably haunted. That's a very stupid post. You are better than this; not much but a wee bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: This is pretty much me after a typical night out.. You'd still be considered a looker in Rutherglen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Granny danger is surely the demon of a deceased P&B poster from 2004 as no living person could possibly be so much of an absolute abortion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 27 minutes ago, throbber said: Granny danger is surely the demon of a deceased P&B poster from 2004 as no living person could possibly be so much of an absolute abortion. I don't think that I have ever seen a poster to desperate for acceptance as you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Just now, kilbowie2002 said: Friend of mine works in that area and apparently it was a couple of experienced guys who went along and it all happened, think they expected they would be going to a mental health call. They should have sent Cabe, Auld Nick himself wouldn't hang about to listen to his pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilbowie's Finest Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Did throbber delete his wee breakdown? ETA: Or was he grassed on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Did throbber delete his wee breakdown? ETA: Or was he grassed on? I didn't delete f**k all. Either grassed on or I went a step too far: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 I didn't delete f**k all. Either grassed on or I went a step too far: Keep your head down, throbber.Snitches about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 Keep your head down, throbber.Snitches about. f**k you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 14, 2016 Share Posted August 14, 2016 If a single person had a poltergeist in their house would they still qualify for the 25% Council Tax rebate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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