Hillonearth Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You should have annexed part of it. With semen. Much like a chicken Kiev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I'm married to a ginger Dundonian who was born in Fife. Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I'm married to a ginger Dundonian who was born in Fife. Does that count? Horrific combination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Wren Road said: Horrific combination Her parents are Aberdonians.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Horrific combination Probably very dirty though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Her parents are Aberdonians.... She wins shit town top trumps hands down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 16 minutes ago, PWL said: I'm married to a ginger Dundonian who was born in Fife. That's the first line of a song if I ever heard one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Who was the poster who shagged a humpback? Sorry Boab, spat my tea out at that. Immediately pictured some seaman impregnating a whale by swimming up her massive cavity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Kilt, a former prolific poster, was married to a blind woman I think.I once went out with a lassie who had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Just now, ICTChris said: Kilt, a former prolific poster, was married to a blind woman I think. I once went out with a lassie who had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. She was probably just sick of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I would quite like to w**k in front of a blind woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 There used to be quite a hot girl in Inverness but she had a gimpy arm. You know when girls hold out their arms and dangle their expensive handbags from them? Well she used to do this and it always looked like a paper boys bag hanging from a doorknob. I'd still shag it, but I'd keep looking at the hand so I would last longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I would quite like to w**k in front of a blind woman. Is that so she won't see how small it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 I'm married to someone who eats day old, cold toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 1 hour ago, PWL said: Her parents are Aberdonians.... She'll be tight then...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 13 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I'm married to someone who eats day old, cold toast. Says more about you than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, throbber said: I would quite like to w**k in front of a blind woman. If she wasn't before she would be afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 The wife picks up more and more disabilities as we get older. It sucks, but is still better than the alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Referring to your wife as "It" isn't very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bully Di Villa said: Referring to your wife as "It" isn't very nice. We've been married for fifteen years next month. That should be enough information to make clear that I wasn't referring the good lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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