Gaz FFC Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Hate adverts and whenever they come on I will flick over to Sky Sports News or BBC News, or anything but watch an advert I do this too. I've noticed pretty much all channels have synchronised advert breaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 5 hours ago, throbber said: I was so furious by this as it was my house and my birthday yet she knew how annoyed I would be by this but did it regardless knowing I couldn't really say anything. Still raging about it tbh. Man up princess and get her telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I do enjoy pronouncing the Y in smyths toy store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I take to whistling Jingle Bells, particularly around work. At least once or twice a day. Just to see who picks up on it and starts whistling it themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I'm in the fortunate position of being able to annoy people without even trying. No effort required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Man up princess and get her telt. "You shouldn't have turned the TV off that time you were round 5 weeks ago you abrasive cow, f**k you" Definitely the sort of thing I would say tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I often ignore my wife by shouting rap lyrics in her face. This morning she was saying bye as I dropped her off at work so I ignored her in order to recite Ice Cube's first verse of Hello by NWA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, GingerSaint said: I often ignore my wife by shouting rap lyrics in her face. This morning she was saying bye as I dropped her off at work so I ignored her in order to recite Ice Cube's first verse of Hello by NWA. Do exactly the same to my girlfriend (even down to the song example). That and sing football songs at her when she says a word that can start a good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Calling my wife by my ex-wife's name doesn't always go down well. Especially when we're in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I eat toast in bed, used to annoy someone, but now that I'm single I just wake up with a crumb rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Calling my wife by my ex-wife's name doesn't always go down well. Especially when we're in bed. I bet it buys you a couple of minutes before you're done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Calling my wife by my ex-wife's name doesn't always go down well. Often called the rodeo position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 6 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: Boiling the rough amount of water in the kettle that you need, rather than fill the thing up. Measure the water into the cup before pouring into the kettle and back. The scale is made of calcium anyway, good for when we're older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 8 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I'd have thought it was only the person's arse you were in who was the recipient of your discarded flakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I park about a foot into cunto next doors parking spot, every chance I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 19 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: I'd have thought it was only the person's arse you were in who was the recipient of your discarded flakes... It was his and Morag next door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Pretty much my reaction upon reading the post I responded to. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Kennboy1978 said: Boiling the rough amount of water in the kettle that you need, rather than fill the thing up. Switching off lights when I'm not in the room, rather than leave every light on "just incase" Switching off the computer when I'm not using it, rather than leave it on and complain when it gets slow/overheats. Switching off the heating when we are not in, rather than leave it on constantly incase we come back early. All boil my the wife's piss for some reason. Just the right amount of course. I think your wife has the problem here, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Pretty much my reaction upon reading the post I responded to. Have a lie down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 I set all the wind-up kitchen timers in shops, much to the wife's embarrassment. For some reason, shops like Harry Corry and Dunelm bring out the flatulence in me. Don't ask me how my arse knows but, whenever I'm getting dragged around places like that my arse coughs the vilest trouser chuffs. I quite enjoy letting one seep out near kids then looking accusingly at the parents when the stench hits them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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