Granny Danger Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Trump U-turn on Afghanistan. Hands up if your surprised. Anyone? Any 'success' in the country will depend on building the social infrastructure including education, the US doesn't appear to think that's a priority. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) As if you needed proof that Fox News was a joke. "The most impressive thing any president has ever done." Surely this is a parody? Edited August 22, 2017 by RiG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) Possibly already been posted but Frankie Boyle was voted 2nd best joke at The Fringe for this one. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” For the record, the joke that was voted funniest is this. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng Edited August 22, 2017 by Suspect Device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Possibly already been posted but Frankie Boyle was voted 2nd best joke at The Fringe for this one. “Trump’s nothing like Hitler. There’s no way he could write a book.” For the record, the joke that was voted funniest is this. “I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.” Ken Cheng That Ken Cheng joke is brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 4 hours ago, RiG said: As if you needed proof that Fox News was a joke. "The most impressive thing any president has ever done." Surely this is a parody? I'm just surprised that he didn't declare war on the moon or launch nukes at it. Or perhaps he's seen Iron Sky and doesn't want to get on the bad side of the Moon Nazis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Update on my conspiracy theory, it's spreading.. https://twitter.com/CNORichardson/status/899723986908655620 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 That Ken Cheng joke is brilliant. No it's not. Pound coins are surely not classed as change. If so, you've got too much money. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 (edited) 2 minutes ago, pandarilla said: No it's not. Pound coins are surely not classed as change. If so, you've got too much money. If you pay for something costing four quid with a five pound note, what do you call the coin you get back? Edit: A pointless argument about a crap joke is far more interesting than anything I've read from Progressive Liberal on this thread. Edited August 22, 2017 by Suspect Device 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC90 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Suspect Device said: If you pay for something costing four quid with a five pound note, what do you call the coin you get back? If you pay for something costing 15 quid with a 20 pound note, what do you call the note you get back ? MIND BLOWN 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Just now, AUFC90 said: If you pay for something costing 15 quid with a 20 pound note, what do you call the note you get back ? MIND BLOWN I call it change but I've got too much money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC90 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Just now, Suspect Device said: I call it change but I've got too much money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 6 hours ago, RiG said: As if you needed proof that Fox News was a joke. "The most impressive thing any president has ever done." Surely this is a parody? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 If you pay for something costing four quid with a five pound note, what do you call the coin you get back? Edit: A pointless argument about a crap joke is far more interesting than anything I've read from Progressive Liberal on this thread. I call it a pound coin. Unless it was given in change...[emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Who uses cash these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Who uses cash these days? Drug dealers and old people. And me in pubs. I hate folk who pay for drinks with a card (although I did do it when I was on holiday recently) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Suspect Device said: Drug dealers and old people. And me in pubs. I hate folk who pay for drinks with a card (although I did do it when I was on holiday recently) ^^^^ Drug dealer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ Drug dealer. What are you looking for? I've got Ramipril, Rosuvastatin and Atenolol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 I think pubs are the last place I still use cash but I'm but entirely sure why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 5 hours ago, Suspect Device said: If you pay for something costing four quid with a five pound note, what do you call the coin you get back? Edit: A pointless argument about a crap joke is far more interesting than anything I've read from Progressive Liberal on this thread. He supports Ayr. There's your first mistake. 3 hours ago, Suspect Device said: What are you looking for? I've got Ramipril, Rosuvastatin and Atenolol. Any negative blooty or jessop jessop jessop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Latest North Korean war propaganda video showing an attack on Guam. Apparently to the soundtrack of a mid-90's PlayStation game. from 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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