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3 hours ago, mathematics said:

Hey, I’m not the one trying to impregnate my bin.

Whilst I did set myself up for this back in 2016 I wasn’t having intercourse with the bin it was positioned around my midriff beside my bed and I would not shimmy off to the side of bed and fire into it a couple times a day as a teenager.

The part I found funny was I didn’t even think about it being weird for 10-15 years afterwards when I was drinking heavily around Christmas time and decided to text my friend about it.

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18 hours ago, Curmudgeon said:

Throbber once went to Nantucket.

Where he spied a little waste bucket.

He picked up the bin,

Stuck his knob well in,

And proceeded to vigorously f**k it.

That doesn't scan properly.

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