philpy Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 My sense of humour can be pretty sick. A bit inappropriate at times though,. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Pretty tame tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 2 hours ago, philpy said: My sense of humour can be pretty sick. A bit inappropriate at times though,. I hope suggesting eating a ketchup piece was part of this act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Childish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 13 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: My sense of humour is generally daft, warped, inappropriate - it's a bit of everything really. I do think that people that work in health or public service like the police or social work have the most warped sense of humour of all. Seeing the most depressing or the absolute worst of society tends to do that to you. I used to work with a guy who had worked in the mountain rescue and he had a right dry and miserable warped sense of humour and he was telling me a story about how he and his team found a guy who had fallen off a cliff whilst he was taking a shit so his trousers were by his ankles and his brains were splattered all over the rocks. I was in fits of laughter when he was describing the scene, i felt bad about it but the way he described what he witnessed that day was hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Farts make me laugh, so I'd say childish for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. You should adopt that as your real signature. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Yeah i might do, it really cheers me up when i see a doodle of a penis somewhere unexpected though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Just now, throbber said: Yeah i might do, it really cheers me up when i see a doodle of a penis somewhere unexpected though. At the last General Election somebody drew a cock against the name of a Lib-Dem candidate. After some discussion with the Returning Officer it was accepted as a valid vote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Yeah i saw that! I'll do that for the next G.E I think. I'm glad i haven't been on the receiving end of more jibes after my revelation last night, had a sleepless night worrying about what posters might say but they have been distracted by the worst poster thread i think! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: I don't find farts particularly funny, i do like a doodle of a willie though. One time at a wedding i didn't even want to go to i signed the wedding book with a willie pic, didn't even put my name down just a cock and balls and a few wee hairs. If you're ever in a cafe with this type sauce bottle, I heard you can do a cock and balls on the empty plate. Waitresses love that kind of thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: If you're ever in a cafe with this type sauce bottle, I heard you can do a cock and balls on the empty plate. Waitresses love that kind of thing. Its okay. Philpy would mop up the mess if there was any white bread kicking about... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: Its okay. Philpy would mop up the mess if there was any white bread kicking about... I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? Scum, subhuman scum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 1 hour ago, jagfox99 said: Scum, subhuman scum? Ian Fleming's first draft? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I also heard some people arrange the fruit on other people's desks in to phallic designs. Who does that kind of thing? Me. I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 If you're in "charge" of kids balloons at their parties it's a good chance for some cock n balls set ups. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: If you're in "charge" of kids balloons at their parties it's a good change for some cock n balls set ups. Don't go there Bobby FFS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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