Lisa Cuddy Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 8 minutes ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: Dead animals in all their form are glorious. Don't make me choose. Lisa Cuddy, Deary me. I cordially invite you to a first fight at the public house of your choosing A first fight? Will there be others to follow? Bring it on. And bring your missus too. Edit to add: croon fer noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 P&B rules state that both combatants shall be striped to the waist to prevent concealment of weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 A first fight? Will there be others to follow? Bring it on. And bring your missus too. Edit to add: croon fer noon. I'll slap you around with some half cooked bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: P&B rules state that both combatants shall be striped to the waist to prevent concealment of weapons. Strict but fair. Photographic verification required I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Just now, welshbairn said: Strict but fair. Photographic verification required I presume? The pugilists can wear GoPros, it's only reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: The pugilists can wear GoPros, it's only reasonable. To ensure the combatants aren't exhausted by a long drawn out bout I'd suggest a hot, humid venue, perhaps a botanical greenhouse specialising in tropical plants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Smoked. I like some carcinogens with my meat. *insert Kenneth Williams pic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, I'm Brian said: Smoked. I like some carcinogens with my meat. *insert Kenneth Williams pic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Soft fried egg on a white roll topped off with some just crispy smoked streaky bacon and a few spots of brown sauce is the dogs bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: No beef option? Beef bacon is common in hotels in the Middle East. Tastes dreadful. Sad as most big hotels in Dubai, Qatar, Bahrain etc make the most magnificent breakfasts imaginable. 4 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Does anybody else eat those packets of pre-cooked crispy bacon you get in supermarkets? Don;t even get me started on this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forfarton Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Tamdunk said: Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? Yes, but they're not as good as they used to be. Now tend to get some undercooked bacon and, althoughthe bacon still spills out, the quantity seems to have reduced slightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well fan for life Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 If your bacon roll doesn't have smoked bacon on it then you should throw it on the floor and walk away from it because it is a fucking abomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Anyone had a packet of deep fried streaky bacon spilling out a roll from the horn? More salt than bacon but still a must! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 2 hours ago, Zen Archer said: P&B rules state that both combatants shall be striped to the waist to prevent concealment of weapons. It's weird posts like this that I was referring to in the facebook thread Zen. Very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: I'll slap you around with some half cooked bacon. She'd class that as foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Unless it's for preservation purposes, foods are only smoked if the unsmoked version isn't of very good quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Unsmoked. And barely cooked. It can't be crispy at all. Unsmoked whiplash bacon, where bits of it spring back and slap you on the chin. Perfect. ^^kens the score^^Fat on also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Rider Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Smoked bacon is bowfin'. It could almost turn you Vegan. Any roll van that does smoked bacon is off the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 16 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I had a packet of Frazzles last night. They were excellent. I don't know if they specify if they're smoked/unsmoked. Love a packet of Bacon Fries too. I had a Frazzles sandwich with lashings of butter late last night when I got in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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