Sergeant Wilson Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 3 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: .. and now you're an even bigger fan? We could share clothes if we got together but I think her shoes would be too big for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 I drove Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones from the airport when they came to St Andrews.. He was pished and had cut his leg falling down the stairs getting off the plane. She was lovely and chatted away normally. I was moderately in love with her for a while after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve_Wilkos Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Malky MacKay was at Belfast airport on Thursday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Did some emergency treatment on Frank Carson when he was in pants at the Gaiety Theatre Ayr a while back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Did some emergency treatment on Frank Carson when he was in pants at the Gaiety Theatre Ayr a while back Was it a cracker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booker-T Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 22 hours ago, Rugster said: Sharleen Spiteri is a c**t. That's all I have to add. i like what you have to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Zetterlund said: I drove Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones from the airport when they came to St Andrews.. He was pished and had cut his leg falling down the stairs getting off the plane. She was lovely and chatted away normally. I was moderately in love with her for a while after. What accent does she use in such situations? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Nutz_the_Squirrel said: What accent does she use in such situations? Just plain Welsh tbh. She often sounds American with a Welsh twang on TV, in interviews etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, kennysmassiveego said: Did some emergency treatment on Frank Carson when he was in pants at the Gaiety Theatre Ayr a while back Oops should have said panto although pants is funnier 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 12:32, Zetterlund said: Michael Douglas falling down 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 United legend, Paul Hegarty, in The Square, Dundee - today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted November 28, 2017 Share Posted November 28, 2017 29 minutes ago, paranoid android said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Billy Sloan and Gordon Smith at last night's Paul McCartney gig at the Hydro. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I didn’t see either of them, but we had Jack Whitehall in work a while back. Apparently he was a knob who had his entourage answer for him, even when he was sitting right there! Example was in not long after and he was apparently a lovely fellow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I used to work in Greaves in Glasgow and frequently met the great and good of Scottish fitba. Tore Andre Flo and his lovely wife are a stand-out memory as they were both thoroughly lovely people. Obviously you hear of fitba players who make it big (financially , at least, in the case of Flo) and they act like they're entitled to it and cut about like Louis XIV. Flo was the opposite and was totally grounded. Absolute gent and his wife was an absolute babe, in every sense. I once played fives against Barry Lavety. I remember pegging him, but not feeling great about it afterwards. It was a pretty sad experience as he's pretty overweight now, and had fallen on hard times financially. Lovely fella, genuinely sound and humble man, but he knows he fucked up, and he wears that regret fairly obviously. Graham Shinnie and his missus are regulars at the restaurant at which I work. Lovely chap, but never tips. Grinds my gears endlessly as he must be on a hefty wedge (see also Stevie May and Andrew Considine......but not Dom Ball, who can come back any time he pleases thank you very much). There was a period where Shinnie's other half came into the restaurant for lunch with the wee one about once, sometimes twice a week. We got chatting and it gave me a different insight into the life of a footballer's wife. She talked about how, with the recent clear out of players, she'd lost a lot of her social circle (the other wives who are young mums have play-dates etc) and she did seem particularly lonely (hence the increase in her visits to oor restaurant). I didn't even encourage her to share anything, she just unloaded for about ten minutes. Lovely exchange actually. Finally, one for the "infuriating things your weans do" page. My da takes me to the Scotland v Ghana u16 game in 1989. Outside the ground there's a small crowd around a man who my old man says was his favourite player when he was wee. Me being 6, I proceed to wander toward the stall where flags and badges are being sold. My da stops moving towards this former footballer and has to come and get me after I'd wandered off. He then, again tries to get me to go with him to meet this man who my dad liked as a boy. As a 6 year old whose heid was full of wee motors, I again start moving in the general direction of yet another badge and flag vendor. Faither then gives up his quest to meet this, presumably less interesting man (he wasn't selling a single badge ffs) and takes me into the ground. We take our seats and, just before the anthems there's an announcement as the man my da wanted to meet is welcomed onto the pitch. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest for the day.....Pele". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 1 hour ago, velo army said: I used to work in Greaves in Glasgow and frequently met the great and good of Scottish fitba. Tore Andre Flo and his lovely wife are a stand-out memory as they were both thoroughly lovely people. Obviously you hear of fitba players who make it big (financially , at least, in the case of Flo) and they act like they're entitled to it and cut about like Louis XIV. Flo was the opposite and was totally grounded. Absolute gent and his wife was an absolute babe, in every sense. I once played fives against Barry Lavety. I remember pegging him, but not feeling great about it afterwards. It was a pretty sad experience as he's pretty overweight now, and had fallen on hard times financially. Lovely fella, genuinely sound and humble man, but he knows he fucked up, and he wears that regret fairly obviously. Graham Shinnie and his missus are regulars at the restaurant at which I work. Lovely chap, but never tips. Grinds my gears endlessly as he must be on a hefty wedge (see also Stevie May and Andrew Considine......but not Dom Ball, who can come back any time he pleases thank you very much). There was a period where Shinnie's other half came into the restaurant for lunch with the wee one about once, sometimes twice a week. We got chatting and it gave me a different insight into the life of a footballer's wife. She talked about how, with the recent clear out of players, she'd lost a lot of her social circle (the other wives who are young mums have play-dates etc) and she did seem particularly lonely (hence the increase in her visits to oor restaurant). I didn't even encourage her to share anything, she just unloaded for about ten minutes. Lovely exchange actually. Finally, one for the "infuriating things your weans do" page. My da takes me to the Scotland v Ghana u16 game in 1989. Outside the ground there's a small crowd around a man who my old man says was his favourite player when he was wee. Me being 6, I proceed to wander toward the stall where flags and badges are being sold. My da stops moving towards this former footballer and has to come and get me after I'd wandered off. He then, again tries to get me to go with him to meet this man who my dad liked as a boy. As a 6 year old whose heid was full of wee motors, I again start moving in the general direction of yet another badge and flag vendor. Faither then gives up his quest to meet this, presumably less interesting man (he wasn't selling a single badge ffs) and takes me into the ground. We take our seats and, just before the anthems there's an announcement as the man my da wanted to meet is welcomed onto the pitch. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest for the day.....Pele". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 At the Deacon Blue concert last night my brother in law informs me that he once snogged Lorraine McIntosh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I used to work in Greaves in Glasgow and frequently met the great and good of Scottish fitba. Tore Andre Flo and his lovely wife are a stand-out memory as they were both thoroughly lovely people. Obviously you hear of fitba players who make it big (financially , at least, in the case of Flo) and they act like they're entitled to it and cut about like Louis XIV. Flo was the opposite and was totally grounded. Absolute gent and his wife was an absolute babe, in every sense. I once played fives against Barry Lavety. I remember pegging him, but not feeling great about it afterwards. It was a pretty sad experience as he's pretty overweight now, and had fallen on hard times financially. Lovely fella, genuinely sound and humble man, but he knows he fucked up, and he wears that regret fairly obviously. Graham Shinnie and his missus are regulars at the restaurant at which I work. Lovely chap, but never tips. Grinds my gears endlessly as he must be on a hefty wedge (see also Stevie May and Andrew Considine......but not Dom Ball, who can come back any time he pleases thank you very much). There was a period where Shinnie's other half came into the restaurant for lunch with the wee one about once, sometimes twice a week. We got chatting and it gave me a different insight into the life of a footballer's wife. She talked about how, with the recent clear out of players, she'd lost a lot of her social circle (the other wives who are young mums have play-dates etc) and she did seem particularly lonely (hence the increase in her visits to oor restaurant). I didn't even encourage her to share anything, she just unloaded for about ten minutes. Lovely exchange actually. Finally, one for the "infuriating things your weans do" page. My da takes me to the Scotland v Ghana u16 game in 1989. Outside the ground there's a small crowd around a man who my old man says was his favourite player when he was wee. Me being 6, I proceed to wander toward the stall where flags and badges are being sold. My da stops moving towards this former footballer and has to come and get me after I'd wandered off. He then, again tries to get me to go with him to meet this man who my dad liked as a boy. As a 6 year old whose heid was full of wee motors, I again start moving in the general direction of yet another badge and flag vendor. Faither then gives up his quest to meet this, presumably less interesting man (he wasn't selling a single badge ffs) and takes me into the ground. We take our seats and, just before the anthems there's an announcement as the man my da wanted to meet is welcomed onto the pitch. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our special guest for the day.....Pele". Ahh the memories, I was at the same game and at half time I went in search of an autograph, as I got near the directors area I was told pele had gone by several people but I carried on anyway, on arriving at my intended target he said to me "pele is away son" I said I'd like your autograph, he laughed and said "Do you even know who I am?"Yeah, your Jim Fleeting, Kilmarnock manager!f**k pele lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 On 22/09/2017 at 11:33, Brother Blades said: Nice pint with Kevin Spacey, turns out he's a v.dece guy. Still boast about this one? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted December 17, 2018 Share Posted December 17, 2018 have been called a "clever c**t" by frank skinner threw a faux-custard pie base (which was like a round pitta bread thing) frisbee-style at emlyn hughes, which caught him on the side of the head and may or may not have precipitated his fatal ailment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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