Dudu Dahan pal Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 "And Lincoln is running away with it in the arsehole Derby.. Paulo fell at the first, winston gave a valiant effort but isn't very good...bu..but...But here comes tadger the badger and he's romping home!! Extraordinary stuff. Tadger the badger wins the arsehole Derby by about 10 lengths." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 You lot do realise you're just highlighting that everyone from Edinburgh is a dodgy criminal b*****d? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Times the roseburn open at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Times the roseburn open at? Doesn't start serving until 11am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I hope that everyone who is lucky (or unlucky) enough to be at the game tomorrow enjoys it. Sky Sports 2 for me and the likes of Fraser Fyvie who won't be there, and presumably Radio Scotland for HB75 sitting in a holding cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I'm not even out yet and I just know I'm going to be Monday Club this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 I hope that everyone who is lucky (or unlucky) enough to be at the game tomorrow enjoys it. Sky Sports 2 for me and the likes of Fraser Fyvie who won't be there, and presumably Radio Scotland for HB75 sitting in a holding cell. If the camera pans on me I'll blow you a kiss m8 xox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon Dieu Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Speaking of '10 lengths', I reckon we'll be given them. I'm dreading 'derby day'. We will have a comparably poorer side to last time and Hearts fans are arguing that they will have a comparably better side. While the latter may be true, I wasn't impressed by what I saw of them against Rangers & Motherwell. Hibs' ***nchbags looked likely to beat themselves and Motherwell were almost as cowardly as that *** at Hampden who begged me to beat his family instead of him (of course, I duly obliged after beating him to a pulp in front of them). Celtc must have the treble tied up, so I'm just hoping Hibs can avoid losing the cup to Hearts - although it will take a humiliation to hamper my eternal exuberance. Another hammering of the ***s would be lovely too. thrWe look set to witness a role reversal: Hearts will setup to play 'The Hibs Way' whilst Hibs look set to play 'Hearts' Hoofball'. Luckily for Hibs, the muddy mounded eyesore of a pitch that I saw against Rangers will almost certainly favour Hibby hoofs up to Holt. I can't imagine Cathro & Co. will be happy with the state of their own turf, given the way they seem to play. I don't believe the pitch will save us though; I think that we should go with three at the back in the absence of Hanlon, with Cummings & Holt upfront. If we end up going with a flat-four at the back, I would like to see Bartley, McGinn, McGeouch & Fyvie squeezed into midfield (the dreaded diamond). We may have been beaten by sides below us in the league, but we haven't faced a stronger side domestically and should treat them as such. Humphrey & Boyle on the wings would be quite a gamble, not least because of the pressure it has invited on our defence; we have proved incapable of winning from losing positions and attacking from the start could lead to disaster. Even the diamond would be a gamble, but I reckon it's less likely to feature Shinnie. If Shinnie plays: we goad hard then we go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Gave my boss a half heads up on Friday that I might not make it in, I think he thought I was joking. Well I'll know why the 22 is manky as fuck come Monday morning then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 While the pitch isn't great at present, it's hardly public park standard. It certainly didn't stop us dealing the Huns a football lesson. It is a bit shit that it's not in better nick, though. Up until last season we seemed to have one of the best kept pitches in Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Hibeesbounce75 said: Any hearts fan who disagrees with Ma post is welcome to meet outside tynecastle before the game and youll received a swift backhand just like the **** got. Hail fucking hail, the Scottish cup holders are coming. Coming for you. Roole Britania ya *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikuHibee Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Winston Churchill said: HIBS star Leigh Griffiths was arrested and charged by police probing shoplifting claims at a Tesco store yesterday. .... He was rapped by his club earlier this month after telling a critic online to “go back to your own country”. 2 hours ago, Winston Churchill said: HE is the Scots soccer star with a millionaire lifestyle and the world at his feet. .... A police spokesman said: "A 31-year-old man has been arrested and charged in connection with incidents in the Canonmills area. A report has been sent to the procurator fiscal." Who can forget Vlad? The man who won you two cups. A true Hearts legend. Quote Fugitive former Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov is facing trial in Lithuania after being arrested in Moscow. ... As his business empire collapsed, Romanov went into hiding. An international arrest warrant was taken out against him and he fled to Russia from his home in Lithuania. His last public sighting was at a basketball game in Moscow in October. In his only interview since fleeing Kaunas, Romanov claimed he will be assassinated in a gangland hit if he goes back to Lithuania. He also claimed the Russian secret service had already foiled a plot to kill him and it has been reported that he hired three Chechen soldiers as minders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headshrinker Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, HaikuHibee said: Who can forget Vlad? The man who won you two cups. A true Hearts legend. Somewhere deep in the Russian countryside he'll be sitting in a mansion tomorrow with a few tinnies watching his team tear hibs a new one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, RadgerTheBadger said: Maybe when you've lost loved ones to a drunk driver you'll maybe see things differently p***k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaikuHibee Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 4 minutes ago, Headshrinker said: Somewhere deep in the Russian countryside he'll be sitting in a mansion tomorrow with a few tinnies watching his team tear hibs a new one. He might be watching, with prison-issue golash, in-between gangbangs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lionel Logue Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Mon Dieu said: Speaking of '10 lengths', I reckon we'll be given them. I'm dreading 'derby day'. We will have a comparably poorer side to last time and Hearts fans are arguing that they will have a comparably better side. While the latter may be true, I wasn't impressed by what I saw of them against Rangers & Motherwell. Hibs' ***nchbags looked likely to beat themselves and Motherwell were almost as cowardly as that *** at Hampden who begged me to beat his family instead of him (of course, I duly obliged after beating him to a pulp in front of them). Celtc must have the treble tied up, so I'm just hoping Hibs can avoid losing the cup to Hearts - although it will take a humiliation to hamper my eternal exuberance. Another hammering of the ***s would be lovely too. thrWe look set to witness a role reversal: Hearts will setup to play 'The Hibs Way' whilst Hibs look set to play 'Hearts' Hoofball'. Luckily for Hibs, the muddy mounded eyesore of a pitch that I saw against Rangers will almost certainly favour Hibby hoofs up to Holt. I can't imagine Cathro & Co. will be happy with the state of their own turf, given the way they seem to play. I don't believe the pitch will save us though; I think that we should go with three at the back in the absence of Hanlon, with Cummings & Holt upfront. If we end up going with a flat-four at the back, I would like to see Bartley, McGinn, McGeouch & Fyvie squeezed into midfield (the dreaded diamond). We may have been beaten by sides below us in the league, but we haven't faced a stronger side domestically and should treat them as such. Humphrey & Boyle on the wings would be quite a gamble, not least because of the pressure it has invited on our defence; we have proved incapable of winning from losing positions and attacking from the start could lead to disaster. Even the diamond would be a gamble, but I reckon it's less likely to feature Shinnie. If Shinnie plays: we goad hard then we go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Shen Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Winnie's been hittin the blue tin tonight . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 We're going to have this ex-player criminal offence top trumps thing in the bag when Ryan McGowan inevitably murders someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aylo vanal Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 Winnie needs a bigger boat! "I just like staying" Still can't see past a Hearts win which is the feeling I normally get before hubs win 1-0! I think we're much stronger than last year and have a striker for the first time in 20 years, hubs have a similar team to last year minus the loan players so maybe a bit weaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 We are going to fuck them silly today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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