Lisa Cuddy Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Posh spice: wears a wonderbra, thinks of Ginola, ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 4 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said: There was always that rumour about Posh Spice being a slapper, taking it doggystyle, when she was shagging Beckham, she thought of Kevin Kyle. 4 hours ago, throbber said: The correct lyrics are: Posh Spice is a slapper She takes it up the rear And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Davie Weir 48 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm afraid you're all wrong about the Posh Spice song. It's: Posh Spice is a slapper She wears too much fake tan And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Bobby Mann. Everyone knows she's a loon. Posh Spice is a slapper She thinks that she can sing And when she's shagging Beckham She's wet for Lewis Milne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, dee_62 said: Everyone knows she's a loon. Posh Spice is a slapper She thinks that she can sing And when she's shagging Beckham She's wet for Lewis Milne At least the others rhymed. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: At least the others rhymed. FFS. Was offering an imperfect rhyme for comedic effect. FFS Thank you Edited April 28, 2017 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Davie "The Brush" Robb and Olivia Newton John.Definitely happened IMO and not just wishful thinking from the online Scottish fitba community. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Posh spice is a slapper her fanny's old and rotten and when she's shagging Beckham he's thinking of Dot Cotton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I remember some English pundit lady saying a Scottish striker had asked her "Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I remember some English pundit lady saying a Scottish striker had asked her "Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?" Normally credited to Phil Lynott during a concert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Has anyone ever had Frank McGarvey's wife? A song from my youth alleged she was a lady of easy virtue... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly. Did Stephen Kenny not shag a 16-year old director's daughter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Davie "The Brush" Robb and Olivia Newton John.Definitely happened IMO and not just wishful thinking from the online Scottish fitba community. Robb said he spent the night with Stevie Nicks too during his NASL days - wondering if he's a bit of an Aldridge Prior 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 On 28/04/2017 at 10:18, Dindeleux said: I pumped Rihanna. Not the actual Rihanna but someone who plays her in a tribute band. All makes sense now. Guessing your maths/music teacher was just a warm-up act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Posh Spice is a slapper She charges by the hour And when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of that new fella Bauer with the nice hair whose first name escapes me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Posh Spice is a slappedShe takes it up the arseBut when she’s shagging BeckhamShe thinks of Richie Hart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Didn’t Beckham cheating on Victoria with some bird who later wanked off a pig on national TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Didn’t Beckham cheating on Victoria with some bird who later wanked off a pig on national TV?Rebecca Loos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Wanked a pig apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Wanked a pig apparently.I don't think Beckham is that fat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly.Yes. Several thousand scumbags sang about how happy they were about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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