Central Belt Caley Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 29 minutes ago, Broken Algorithms said: Both ourselves and Ayr signed guys from outside the UK and had to wait an age for visas to get put through. Both players turned out to be completely mediocre. Tbf completely mediocre would be an improvement on some guys in our squad… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 22 minutes ago, sophia said: Raging that John "Robbo" Robertson didn't nip over to scout him good and proper, make no mistake. Yep. Robertson hasn't noticed that we need an experienced defender as he is constantly watching Ross County rather than the club he is employed by. The reason we're signing randoms from the Bush League is because watching a Youtube compilation video sent across by an agent can be done while he's enjoying Uncle Roy's red squirrel pies at half time. Having said that, I hope this lad does well as his Coldplay soundtracked Youtube compilation brought a tear to my eye. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted September 1, 2023 Share Posted September 1, 2023 6 minutes ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Yep. Robertson hasn't noticed that we need an experienced defender as he is constantly watching Ross County rather than the club he is employed by. The reason we're signing randoms from the Bush League is because watching a Youtube compilation video sent across by an agent can be done while he's enjoying Uncle Roy's red squirrel pies at half time. Having said that, I hope this lad does well as his Coldplay soundtracked Youtube compilation brought a tear to my eye. Extremely concerning when a defenders highlight reel starts with him scoring two goals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottbamby Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 4 hours ago, Jaffa said: Whooo remebers when we signed that boy from the 3rd tier of Northern Irish football as this Aussie bloke is giving off similar vibes. Dean Ebbe. Bloke must’ve thought he’d won the lottery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, scottbamby said: Dean Ebbe. Bloke must’ve thought he’d won the lottery. Didn't he turn out to be Foran's mates son or something? I see he's now playing in Gibraltar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Yep. Robertson hasn't noticed that we need an experienced defender as he is constantly watching Ross County rather than the club he is employed by. The reason we're signing randoms from the Bush League is because watching a Youtube compilation video sent across by an agent can be done while he's enjoying Uncle Roy's red squirrel pies at half time. Having said that, I hope this lad does well as his Coldplay soundtracked Youtube compilation brought a tear to my eye. Compulsory greenie for red squirrel pie reference 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 The Australian Sheep Farmer leagues is definitely where we should be plucking players from to improve our side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanjo Nostalgia Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 9 hours ago, Stephen Malkmus said: Yep. Robertson hasn't noticed that we need an experienced defender as he is constantly watching Ross County rather than the club he is employed by. The reason we're signing randoms from the Bush League is because watching a Youtube compilation video sent across by an agent can be done while he's enjoying Uncle Roy's red squirrel pies at half time. Having said that, I hope this lad does well as his Coldplay soundtracked Youtube compilation brought a tear to my eye. Hilarious soundtrack choice - I kind of love that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Bizarre that a guy has been signed on the strength of some videos and a couple of phone calls. Surely there are defenders here in Scotland looking for a club without having to pay possible plane and travel expenses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 16 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: Bizarre that a guy has been signed on the strength of some videos and a couple of phone calls. Surely there are defenders here in Scotland looking for a club without having to pay possible plane and travel expenses. There is but they'll either want too much money or not want to leave their mates in the central belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, TheScarf said: There is but they'll either want too much money or not want to leave their mates in the central belt. So we hire a guy that's cheap and has no mates in Australia. That stands to sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 33 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: So we hire a guy that's cheap and has no mates in Australia. That stands to sense? If he turns out to be good at football then yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 53 minutes ago, SandyCromarty said: So we hire a guy that's cheap and has no mates in Australia. That stands to sense? You know exactly what I mean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyCromarty Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 2 hours ago, TheScarf said: You know exactly what I mean. I ken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cptn Hooch Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 How did Morgan Boyes play for you guys today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, Cptn Hooch said: How did Morgan Boyes play for you guys today? Started steadily then he did a passback! That made me wonder how his confidence would hold up but hold up it did. There was another couple of resitations later but overall a very promising start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffa Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 Another week, another defensive mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 (edited) A good performance from both debutants, aggression and fight which is exactly what we needed. Unfortunately, Anderson appeared to go off injured. How none of the coaching staff noticed he was fatigued about 15/20 minutes before going off I will never know, absolutely fucking atrocious from them. Edited September 2, 2023 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juanhourjoe Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 1 hour ago, NorthStand10 said: A good performance from both debutants, aggression and fight which is exactly what we needed. Unfortunately, Anderson appeared to go off injured. How none of the coaching staff noticed he was fatigued about 15/20 minutes before going off I will never know, absolutely fucking atrocious from them. Even worse, with Duffy. Spent half the first half bending over holding his side. And Dodds still sends him out for the second half. Playing with such a narrow midfield, and noone in front of him that was a stupid decision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted September 2, 2023 Share Posted September 2, 2023 48 minutes ago, Juanhourjoe said: Even worse, with Duffy. Spent half the first half bending over holding his side. And Dodds still sends him out for the second half. Playing with such a narrow midfield, and noone in front of him that was a stupid decision. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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