Cerberus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 My ex used to pull the plug out of everything once she was done with it in order to save money on electricity yet she would leave the lights on all day when she went to work. The toaster, microwave and kettle was one thing but it was a total pain in the arse having to crawl behind the TV every single day to plug the fucker in. The Virgin Media box took ages to start up as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Constantly shouting at the kids in either an extremely aggressive manner Aye, having to back her up when the bairns are in the right is a struggle for me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Why's there cider in there? You'll be pleased to know that closer inspection has revealed the cans to be Innis & Gunn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You'll be pleased to know that closer inspection has revealed the cans to be Innis & Gunn Over rated hipster pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Zen Archer said: Over rated hipster pish. Stellaboz loves it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Over rated hipster pish. It's probably hipster to a guy with a fridge full of Skol. Its just lager. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Stellaboz loves it Go fucking dance barefoot in a Lego minefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Go fucking dance barefoot in a Lego minefield. Rude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Rude 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Phoned me to see if I knew where something was, then went in a huff when I didn't know and couldn't help. I'm 100 fucking miles away, how am I supposed to help find something she's lost. Best lines were "no need to get snappy" and "I can't talk to you when you're like this". 1. I didn't get snappy. 2. I sure as shit am snappy now you've said that. 3. Fine, hang up and keeping searching for the fucking thing instead of moaning to me that you can't remember where you put it. ** is this thread what therapy's like? It's quite good to have a rant here now and then [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 After bedroom stuff she tries to kiss me. Disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Sat there having a mining expedition right up her nostril for a good few minutes right in front off me. She eventually hit the mother-load and pulled out a biggy, stared at it from all angles, then asked me does this look healthy ffs and then rolled it up and flicked it towards the bin, she missed it and it stuck to the wall and said I'll clean it up at the commercial break. Yeuck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, hellbhoy said: Sat there having a mining expedition right up her nostril for a good few minutes right in front off me. She eventually hit the mother-load and pulled out a biggy, stared at it from all angles, then asked me does this look healthy ffs and then rolled it up and flicked it towards the bin, she missed it and it stuck to the wall and said I'll clean it up at the commercial break. Yeuck. You better hope she doesn't get an itchy arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: After bedroom stuff she tries to kiss me. Disgusting. I'll bet it didn't bother you during the act though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 14 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You better hope she doesn't get an itchy arse. Thought I'd surprise her last week by rearranging the living room furniture. We have a lot of tech and I was unhappy with the current situation because it wasn't comfortable at times. I managed to free up space as well as ergonomically placing the seating, units placed in more appropriate spaces and the fucking ornaments and shit, spent hours. Bad mistake ffs, she banged on about shit I almost never heard about that is supposed make you more Zen and fen shooey and not to mention that certain things don't match or look right when out of place. Argued my point, another mistake and conceded and had to move everything back nearly, she kept her fucking seat where I had placed it because it is central to all the tech, bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 28 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Sat there having a mining expedition right up her nostril for a good few minutes right in front off me. She eventually hit the mother-load and pulled out a biggy, stared at it from all angles, then asked me does this look healthy ffs and then rolled it up and flicked it towards the bin, she missed it and it stuck to the wall and said I'll clean it up at the commercial break. Yeuck. Mods pls. It seems you've married a man in drag m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Mods pls. It seems you've married a man in drag m8. How dare you insult my wife, that's my job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 6 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Sat there having a mining expedition right up her nostril for a good few minutes right in front off me. She eventually hit the mother-load and pulled out a biggy, stared at it from all angles, then asked me does this look healthy ffs and then rolled it up and flicked it towards the bin, she missed it and it stuck to the wall and said I'll clean it up at the commercial break. Yeuck. That's fucking minging. Get her binned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 She'll be talking to someone, and will inadvertently tell them what we've been up to - such as "oh, we went for a walk yesterday, then had some lunch" Then she'll look at me and say "didn't we??" Yes, you know fine well we Fucking did, so why ask me?? ETA - a bit like this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Asking me stupid questions at a crucial point during a game I'm watching.Did it today - 2 minutes left of the Lions game - she asks me what time she's getting her hair done today - she's the one who booked it not me - how the fekk should I know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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