Gaz FFC Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: What kind of a person pumps a smelly lazy b*****d that does not notice the smell and not move the bag 5 feet to the intended destination? Eh Gav? I didn't see any sign of the guilty pumped just the offspring they created 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 When she says "oh my mum/brother/gran/ has asked if we want to do such and such on Friday so I said yes""I'll see, not sure if I have stuff on.""Why don't you want spend time with my family?"Because they're arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Helping her work on a speech she needs to give at work. Me: No I don't like that bit. Can you reword that it? Her: Well you didn't load the dishwasher last night. What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I am livid at this. Pin her hand to the table with your fork the next time she tries it. Noted but could arguably spoil the ambience. As a defence I often order food she wouldn't go near like mushrooms, most fish or any meat with fat on it. This! Also if you are saving a particularly tasty looking morsel for the end, she finishes her meal first and before you know it has swooped in to spear said morsel from your plate. Rage inducing ! I've never experienced the late swoop. Sounds bad though. Stay strong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Toothpaste. Middle of the tube. Every. Fucking. Time. I bought my own when she wouldnt take a telling on this. I use the downstairs bathroom for showers and teeth in the morning (only electric shower and no hot water on demand here). I then bought her one of those plastic push up tubes and she wasnt happy as she couldnt tell how much is left (big clue, when the pusher is at the top not the bottom.)Besides that. Making burgers for dinner and shes hopping off for a shower. I sort the buns and fillings and wait for the burgers to cook. Seconds before serving she comes back down and asks what am i doing and proceeds to empty the contents of the burger on the plate and throw out the buns and adds a shitload of salad. Apparently shes no carbs this week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco30 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Dunno if it's been mentioned but cushions on the bed. 8 of the fuckers in various shapes and sizes. Having to be moved on and off every day of life ! Who the f**k wants cushions on their bed anyway ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Disco30 said: Dunno if it's been mentioned but cushions on the bed. 8 of the fuckers in various shapes and sizes. Having to be moved on and off every day of life ! Who the f**k wants cushions on their bed anyway ? Making the bed could be a a module in higher tech drawing. I gave up trying to get it right ages àgo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Disco30 said: Dunno if it's been mentioned but cushions on the bed. 8 of the fuckers in various shapes and sizes. Having to be moved on and off every day of life ! Who the f**k wants cushions on their bed anyway ? I feel your pain. The bed made up like a display bedroom in a showhome despite the fact it's only going to be me and her that will see the fucking thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 The correct thing to do is to throw back the duvet in the morning and leave it there to remove the previous night's miasma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Just now, Dee Man said: I feel your pain. The bed made up like a display bedroom in a showhome despite the fact it's only going to be me and her that will see the fucking thing. She was working one weekend. So I asked her to make the bed while I was still in it. I promised to slip out the side and not disturb the various throws, cushions, pillows, sheets and quilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Meant to post this earlier but I get the same with the bed - anytime I'm up second I get grief for 1. Not making the bed or 2. Not making the bed right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 When we're out helps herself to stuff of my plate before I've even lifted my fork & knife Totally unacceptable. Manky behaviour.My Mrs is well aware that my food is sacred. She tried it just the once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Dunno if it's been mentioned but cushions on the bed. 8 of the fuckers in various shapes and sizes. Having to be moved on and off every day of life ! Who the f**k wants cushions on their bed anyway ? Just cushions. Why? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco30 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Making the bed could be a a module in higher tech drawing. I gave up trying to get it right ages àgo. One single crease and the beds a riot. It's a bed not one of Picasso's masterpieces. 19 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I feel your pain. The bed made up like a display bedroom in a showhome despite the fact it's only going to be me and her that will see the fucking thing. The bairns room is the exact same only replace the cushions with hundreds of teddys. I avoid making the beds at all costs to avoid the hassle. Although that usually culminates in the old you never tidy the room chat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco30 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Father Ted said: Just cushions. Why? I genuinely have no idea the cushions range from large to medium to small to extra small. All equally as infuriating as the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I genuinely have no idea the cushions range from large to medium to small to extra small. All equally as infuriating as the other. I meant in general. What's the point in them. They just get in the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 I meant in general. What's the point in them. They just get in the way. You should do what I did and hide them about the house, I hid some in the library, some in my study, some round the indoor swimming pool and put the rest in the cinema. Took her days to find them all, she was raging but she got the message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Father Ted said: I meant in general. What's the point in them. They just get in the way. 39 pages, but finally we reach the key phrase of this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Was driving last night when she was visiting her friend and we had finally got away and in the car for 9 pm, she then said she had forgot her bag and then ran inside and was still there 15 minutes later when I had to go in and retrieve her. I was raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Agrees to me watching the football in the house then proceeds to take the opportunity to throw life questions at me as I watch it."Do you think we need to re-decorate the bedroom?""What colour wallpaper should we get?""Do you think we need a new bedside table?"f**k OFFI'm certain it's a plot to make me not want to watch football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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