throbber Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Do women come off a production line? Seems all guys are reading this and nodding along. Gonnae be gay in my next life I reckon It doesn't really matter, if you have a partner they are always going to do things that infuriate you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 49 minutes ago, throbber said: It doesn't really matter, if you have a partner they are always going to do things that infuriate you. Divorce her you say. Could work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I'm not wishing to be harsh to some on here but why the f**k are some of you in relationships, it's supposed to be a positive not a sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 28 minutes ago, ayrmad said: I'm not wishing to be harsh to some on here but why the f**k are some of you in relationships, it's supposed to be a positive not a sentence. Men look for a ride. Saves on dates and chat up lines to just stay wi the 1. I see plenty couples who shouldn't be together or shouldn't he married but what you gonnae do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: Men look for a ride. Saves on dates and chat up lines to just stay wi the 1. I see plenty couples who shouldn't be together or shouldn't he married but what you gonnae do. They need to work out how much it actually costs per shag, their must be better ways of getting your hole. Edited June 15, 2017 by ayrmad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 minutes ago, ayrmad said: their must be better ways of getting your hole. Prostitutes????? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I'm not wishing to be harsh to some on here but why the f**k are some of you in relationships, it's supposed to be a positive not a sentence. Ach you're taking it a bit seriously I think.I could rant about some of my best mates as they have very cuntish tendencies, it doesn't mean I dislike them.Especially as a married man if you spend that much time with one person they will always do things to annoy you, nothing wrong with having a wee moan about, especially amongst like minded males. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 It's quite easy to get worked up about them using their fourth mug to drink four, half cups of tea, in quick succession or leaving their clothes everywhere but then, it's just as easy to look at their stupid wee face and think "you're actually alright". And I think that's probably what love is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Hairclips everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I keep them for ear howking puposes. When the coat hangers are covered in shite ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 My partner is always on the phone til I walk in and she immediately hangs up, it's so annoying. She also goes for nights out on Fridays with her friends and says she'll be home at midnight but doesn't come in til Sunday afternoon, drives me up the wall. And she's never in the mood for sex anymore, esp now that's she's working late every night, and she stinks of aftershave, bloody annoys me, women eh, what are they like? lol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: says she'll be home at midnight but doesn't come in til Sunday afternoon........never in the mood for sex anymore.......and she stinks of aftershave, Gunter would like this wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 My ex used to always get my Razzles dog-eared by taking them into the bath with her to read the stories. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 FTFY It gets everywhere. My car passenger side is looks like it's furry! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 My wife currently sitting watching some programme about 'celebrity' men stripping for charity.If there happened to be a similar thing on with woman and I even suggested watching it I'd be in the divorce courts pronto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 I quickly scuttled up the stairs when that came on. I'm watching a repeat of the fast show on gold. Much better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, philpy said: I quickly scuttled up the stairs when that came on. I'm watching a repeat of the fast show on gold. Much better. Whilst you up there get those sheets changed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 The only thing my wife does that winds me up a bit is waiting until i am all nice n comfy in bed, just about dozing, then she will say "oh, i'm no sure if i locked the car/front door/back door/kitchen window" usually one at a time, waiting until i am upstairs until asking to check the next thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 14 minutes ago, buchan30 said: The only thing my wife does that winds me up a bit is waiting until i am all nice n comfy in bed, just about dozing, then she will say "oh, i'm no sure if i locked the car/front door/back door/kitchen window" usually one at a time, waiting until i am upstairs until asking to check the next thing. Tell her to check for herself ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Whilst you up there get those sheets changed. She wants to clean out the bedroom at the weekend, and the bed linen is getting changed tommorow. Is this my ideal chance to ahem, "accidentally" bin that horrible monkey duvet set?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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