buchan30 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Nae fun in that for her[emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 21 minutes ago, buchan30 said: The only thing my wife does that winds me up a bit is waiting until i am all nice n comfy in bed, just about dozing, then she will say "oh, i'm no sure if i locked the car/front door/back door/kitchen window" usually one at a time, waiting until i am upstairs until asking to check the next thing. Mine used to wait until we were going to sleep, then would come out with a list of worrying and/or stressful things that we needed to remember, which would lead to this: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 Bet she sleeps like a log?[emoji23] mine's isn't that bad....Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted June 15, 2017 Share Posted June 15, 2017 12 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Is hellbhoy for real? That all sounds absolutely dreadful and unimaginably pathetic that anyone would put up with such nonsense. I may have painted the wife in a bad light with my posts but she is really a very nice person. She just has a fair few annoying habits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 The Mrs is a home carer, works ad hoc around my shifts so her work changes every week. When I ask her what she's working on any given day she insists on breaking it down to each individual job she's doing :-Me- what you working tomorrow.Her- 8.15-9.15, 9.30-11.00, 11.15-12.30, 2-3, 3-4, 4-4.30. Me- run that past me again. Her - FFS do you never listen! Tells me again huffily.Me- so you mean you're out from 8 till half 4 then and home for lunch? Her - well............yeah kinda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Doesn't understand the importance of the McInnes/Docherty situation. In fairness to my wife she seemed genuinely happy when I broke the news about Derek.I suspect it wasn't because she is a massive dandy but more that she didn't want to put up with the deep misery that would have followed his departure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Dons_1988 said: In fairness to my wife she seemed genuinely happy when I broke the news about Derek. I suspect it wasn't because she is a massive dandy but more that she didn't want to put up with the deep misery that would have followed his departure. Phew, I thought Div was transferring itzdrk to mumsnet for a minute there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Another one this morning from her. Bowl of cereal, filled to within a nanometre of the top of the bowl with milk. Cereal eaten but 99% of the milk left in the bowl in the sink. Wasteful bint. Mine does this too but having already opened a fresh milk every-time she has cereal.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 When my partner dries the washing it has two states, wet and so dry it is in serious danger of spontaneously bursting into flames. This morning I hung out washing that she described as "damp" but was in fact perfectly dry and just needing put away. It'll probably get a go in the dryer this afternoon too. Girl is obsessed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Warning.I had to dry a pair of pants which I took out of the drawer with a hair dryer this morning. There must be a middle ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Another one this morning from her. Bowl of cereal, filled to within a nanometre of the top of the bowl with milk. Cereal eaten but 99% of the milk left in the bowl in the sink. Wasteful bint. I wonder if the people who re-use bath water just re-fill the bowl full of cereal and fire on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 opened a fresh milk every-time she has cereal.. What the actual f**k? At least 80% of my milk is used for cereal. Madness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Has literally a million Tupperwear tub things and no lids to fit them. How's that possible? I need to carry my small bit of pasta for lunch in what must be a 1/2 gallon sized tub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Literally a million? Where do you keep them all? Must be some size of house to fit in a million -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 8 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: The Mrs is a home carer, works ad hoc around my shifts so her work changes every week. When I ask her what she's working on any given day she insists on breaking it down to each individual job she's doing :- Me- what you working tomorrow. Her- 8.15-9.15, 9.30-11.00, 11.15-12.30, 2-3, 3-4, 4-4.30. Me- run that past me again. Her - FFS do you never listen! Tells me again huffily. Me- so you mean you're out from 8 till half 4 then and home for lunch? Her - well............yeah kinda. If you listened the first time you would have saved yourself the trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 If you listened the first time you would have saved yourself the trouble. To be fair that advice could probably save us all a whole lot of trouble in the long run! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: In fairness to my wife she seemed genuinely happy when I broke the news about Derek. I suspect it wasn't because she is a massive dandy but more that she didn't want to put up with the deep misery that would have followed his departure. ^^^Ash Taylor^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 6 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Literally a million? Where do you keep them all? Must be some size of house to fit in a million Everyone knows you can store an infinite amount of tupperware tubs of different sizes slotted together in a finite space you stupid c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Without lids you can literally do anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Without kids you can literally do anything. Wee edit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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