Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Dee Man]

6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I'm with Dee Woman here. Toothpaste is toothpaste IMO. Missus is so fussy about the brand and will bin tubes of it after one use as she doesn't like the taste, texture etc. 

 

3 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Same here. I just buy whatever is on offer when we need more. 

f**k you two and f**k G_Man.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, throbber said:

She's a very heavy sleeper though.

First the crockery, then the peeping on neighbours, then the Nazism, now rape jokes. Tsk Tsk. 

[ICTJohnboy]

6 minutes ago, throbber said:

She never usually complains to me about taste/texture.

 

Doesn't mind that it's usually salty?

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Dee Man said:

 

f**k you two and f**k G_Man.

I won an Aquafresh 3 felt pen set and colour-in poster as a kid so that instilled a tiny bit of brand loyalty but I'd normally just grab whatever looks like it will clean my gnashers best. 

[Shandon Par]

11 minutes ago, Rugster said:

Same here. I just buy whatever is on offer when we need more. 

I knew you were of good character Ruggy. The sort of man who woos a woman with his outdoor joinery skills isn't going to cry over his Colgate being swapped for Oral-B.

[Sergeant Wilson]

45 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

I knew you were of good character Ruggy. The sort of man who woos a woman with his outdoor joinery skills isn't going to cry over his Colgate being swapped for Oral-B.

I didn't know Oral B did toothpaste.

I use soot.

[philpy]

Did anyone else have one of those "daily toothbrushing charts" when they were wee??

[Eednud]

Did anyone else have one of those "daily toothbrushing charts" when they were wee??

Some of us might remember The Happy Smile Club.

[Gaz FFC]

It's taken me 12 years of living with her to realise that regardless of the month and time of day she cannot enter a room without putting the light on.

I personally rarely use the big light as I prefer to watch TV in the dark and pretty much only use the Kitchen light.

She will come in at 6.00 in summer and still put the light on.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said:

It's taken me 12 years of living with her to realise that regardless of the month and time of day she cannot enter a room without putting the light on.

I personally rarely use the big light as I prefer to watch TV in the dark and pretty much only use the Kitchen light.

She will come in at 6.00 in summer and still put the light on.

Rig up the switch so that she gets a small/or large electric shock. That'll put a stop to it. IMO.

[madwullie]

Leaves her tea bags in the sink when the bin is closer. Does it more often now that I've pulled her up for it.

[The Minertaur]

We've a couple of friends coming to visit from Switzerland today so we decided on Sunday to give the house a proper tidy. Now I should stress that we were babysitting on Monday and Tuesday night so we were limited timewise. We had to sort out the garden, tidy the 2 spare rooms which have just been used as storage for lots of stuff (holiday clothes, bags etc) as well as a general tidy and clean. 

What's the first thing she wants us to do?

Clean the kitchen cupboards. 

Not tidy up the room in which they will be sleeping.  Not sorting the garden that we are hoping to chill and have a drink in.  Not the living room where we will be a lot of the time.  

[NorthernJambo]

We've a couple of friends coming to visit from Switzerland today so we decided on Sunday to give the house a proper tidy. Now I should stress that we were babysitting on Monday and Tuesday night so we were limited timewise. We had to sort out the garden, tidy the 2 spare rooms which have just been used as storage for lots of stuff (holiday clothes, bags etc) as well as a general tidy and clean. 
What's the first thing she wants us to do?
Clean the kitchen cupboards. 
Not tidy up the room in which they will be sleeping.  Not sorting the garden that we are hoping to chill and have a drink in.  Not the living room where we will be a lot of the time.  

Give Ross our regards

[Sergeant Wilson]

6 minutes ago, The Minertaur said:

We've a couple of friends coming to visit from Switzerland today so we decided on Sunday to give the house a proper tidy. Now I should stress that we were babysitting on Monday and Tuesday night so we were limited timewise. We had to sort out the garden, tidy the 2 spare rooms which have just been used as storage for lots of stuff (holiday clothes, bags etc) as well as a general tidy and clean. 

What's the first thing she wants us to do?

Clean the kitchen cupboards. 

Not tidy up the room in which they will be sleeping.  Not sorting the garden that we are hoping to chill and have a drink in.  Not the living room where we will be a lot of the time.  

I've had similar arguments, even if the visitors are not staying, she'll hoover under the bed etc. If they are under my bed at any point in the visit ill want to know why?

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I've had similar arguments, even if the visitors are not staying, she'll hoover under the bed etc. If they are under my bed at any point in the visit ill want to know why?

Hiding from you. 

[Cerberus]

5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I've had similar arguments, even if the visitors are not staying, she'll hoover under the bed etc. If they are under my bed at any point in the visit ill want to know why?

Hiding from you I'll bet.

[Sergeant Wilson]

Seems unanimous.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

We're all under here.

Send a Hoover, Shandon's emphysema is playing up.

 

[Shandon Par]

27 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

We're all under here.

Send a Hoover, Shandon's emphysema is playing up.

I'm fine under here. Send Space Raiders and iced coffee. 

[Rugster]

41 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

I've had similar arguments, even if the visitors are not staying, she'll hoover under the bed etc. If they are under my bed at any point in the visit ill want to know why?

AHM GONNAE SHAG YE copyright @chigsy91 GBNF xx