whiskychimp Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 On 05/08/2017 at 20:39, Melanius Mullarkey said: Another one which reared its ugly head earlier. Sitting in a restaurant and rather than flag a waiter/waitress to get a glass of water/the bill, she gets up from he table and goes over to the nearest staff member (who most of the time is serving someone else) and asks them to come to the table. It's a right fucking minter which has lead to many an argument. She very nearly got up from the table at Martin Wisharts posh gaff in Edinburgh ffs. Tell her she's insulting the staff as her actions show she thinks they are poor at their job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Tell her to sit on her fuckin arse. I'd be embarrassed man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Mozza definitely has the best chance of a judge letting him off with murder by using this thread as his defence.**Good thing too since he is clearly the most likely** to murder people he knows**Apart that loafer wearing psychopath Shandon Par*** *** or Waffenthinmint . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Point out that, due to her actions, she's been consuming a higher-than-average quantity of waitress phlegm over the course of her life. Failing that, it's time for what the Procurator Fiscal will refer to as 'an accidental overdose of prescription medication'. Sounds like the wean will understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: We were sitting there (out for our tea) the other day and the bairn asks me for a glass of water. I turn round to catch the eye of a rather fetching Asian waitress and by the time I've turned round, the missus is half way across the place to tell her to come over. Even the bairn was asking wtf was she doing. This type of action would be totally justified, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Worse than that, my one knows dinner is ready and continues to do unneccessary shite or talk to someone one the phone rather than come and sit down to the meal I have made her.Seething. Sheer beta. At least it gives you something to talk about with the girls in the hairdressers... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 Since coming to live in Spain, I've tried to teach myself a little Spanish - at least enough to get by with when ordering a meal in a Spanish restaurant. For some reason, my other half seems to think that if she speaks (in English) very slowly and very loudly any Spanish waiter will immediately understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Since coming to live in Spain, I've tried to teach myself a little Spanish - at least enough to get by with when ordering a meal in a Spanish restaurant. For some reason, my other half seems to think that if she speaks (in English) very slowly and very loudly any Spanish waiter will immediately understand. They probably understand her better than you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 7, 2017 Share Posted August 7, 2017 55 minutes ago, welshbairn said: They probably understand her better than you. Most people do - not just Spanish waiters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I've just realised we have a poster named after a Samuel Beckett character calling people beta. What the f**k is the world coming to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 41 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've just realised we have a poster named after a Samuel Beckett character calling people beta. What the f**k is the world coming to? We might find out when that c**t Godot turns up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: We might find out when that c**t Godot turns up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Night night, just leave you all with short clip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 I've just realised we have a poster named after a Samuel Beckett character calling people beta. What the f**k is the world coming to? Endgame... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 exists 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 Her spelling/grammar. Always types loose instead of lose, off when it should be of etc. The other week she asked me to "wright" a letter for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 9, 2017 Author Share Posted August 9, 2017 14 hours ago, Grieve Road said: She told me earlier she had toothache in her elbow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2017 Author Share Posted September 5, 2017 Buys a different brand of toothpaste every time we need a new one. Just find a good one and stick to it FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 5, 2017 Author Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 minute ago, G_Man1985 said: She just goes for the stuff that's on offer or just likes a bit of variety in her life ? Don't stick up for her, G Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 Buys a different brand of toothpaste every time we need a new one. Just find a good one and stick to it FFS. She's just trying to find something to mask your stinky breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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