whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: See, told you all chimps were b*****ds. Mrs Chimp is goading you. You and her will be found in the same shallow grave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 A wee update on toastgate. This weekend I asked for butter and jam. I specifically asked for it to be made with a knife and not mushed into a paste. I got two slices of toast, both cut in half and folded into sandwiches. This, along with way too much butter, resulted in a mush. Ffs Make your own fucking toast for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Toma_BullyWee said: Make your own fucking toast for f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 I got woken up this morning to the brutal sounds of "YOU CAN'T START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK" by whoever the f**k sings that shite closely followed by 'The Lady In Red'. Words cannot convey how much I despise her taste in music. *uck I can relate to this, for me it's either fuckin Tina Turner or some 60's girl band, Ifeel your pain...I feel your pai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 Had to drop the missus and bairn at some random B&B in Inverness yesterday. I had no interest in finding out where the place was as it was a drop and run for me. She also had no fucking interest in finding out either resulting in a tour of Inverness yesterday evening."Well where is this place then?" She kept asking me, despite sitting there holding a fucking iPhone with google maps and the address on it. She was reading my texts, and despite the difficulty finding the hotel, Room 405 was no problem to her. PS. The hotel crèche & babysitting service is working out just fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Had to drop the missus and bairn at some random B&B in Inverness yesterday. I had no interest in finding out where the place was as it was a drop and run for me. She also had no fucking interest in finding out either resulting in a tour of Inverness yesterday evening. "Well where is this place then?" She kept asking me, despite sitting there holding a fucking iPhone with google maps and the address on it. Do people still use B&B's? I assumed they were just used by Trucker serial killers and Bennett. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 My wife was trying to buy my youngest son a Celtic kit. Pie booting has commenced 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 My wife was trying to buy my youngest son a Celtic kit. Pie booting has commenced Do. Not. Stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: My wife was trying to buy my youngest son a Celtic kit. Pie booting has commenced Tell her the neighbours will all think you're from Buckie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Tell her the neighbours will all think you're from Buckie. Considering my closest Highland League team is Brora, that doesn't sound pleasant at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 10 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: My wife was trying to buy my youngest son a Celtic kit. Pie booting has commenced 13 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Tell her you want a divorce Just start the divorce proceedings now, There is no future with someone like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 That's her went and bought a £100 bin. A BIN. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 5 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: Considering my closest Highland League team is Brora, that doesn't sound pleasant at all. Even people in Buckie don't like people to think they're from there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 11 minutes ago, AyrTroopMajor said: That's her went and bought a £100 bin. A BIN. You could give WeAreElgin a loan of it to put the Celtic strip in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyrTroopMajor Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 That's rubbish Apparently the fact that it retails at an absolutely incredible £180 means that we got a 'great deal'. My arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, AyrTroopMajor said: Apparently the fact that it retails at an absolutely incredible £180 means that we got a 'great deal'. My arse. My father always told me that if something doesn't tick ALL of the points below, then it's not a bargain. The price has at least 25% off. You need it. You were going to buy it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Apparently the fact that it retails at an absolutely incredible £180 means that we got a 'great deal'. My arse. WTF does a £100 bin do that a conventional cheap, Asda smart price bin does not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, pleslie99 said: WTF does a £100 bin do that a conventional cheap, Asda smart price bin does not? What it does do is not come from Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, pleslie99 said: WTF does a £100 bin do that a conventional cheap, Asda smart price bin does not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 15 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: My wife was trying to buy my youngest son a Celtic kit. Pie booting has commenced Terrible parenting. Your youngest will clearly wind up a woman beater, wearing a top like that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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