Cerberus Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Black and White Tragic said: Turning the thermostat up high in the belief that the house will heat up quicker. No. It. Won't. Then leaving the upstairs bathroom window open and the en suite and bedroom door so all the heat can escape. Ironing towels. Treating ironing like it's the premier pastime whilst complaining about how much of it she has to do. (See ironing towels). Leaving the ironing board up in the living room like it's a permanent fixture. Not doing any ironing during the day, then starting it when I've settled down to watch the telly. Ironing towels sounds like a pastime for people in the jail or nut house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 9 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Turning the thermostat up high in the belief that the house will heat up quicker. No. It. Won't. Similar vein - if cooking anything that involves boiling water (Rice, eggs, tatties), Mrs Ranter seems to think the water needs to be bubbling at full pelt to cook the food. Can't get it through to her that whether it's gently simmering or bubbling furiously, it's still at 100 degrees, so no difference. The difference in how much of a mess it makes on the cooker, however... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 11 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Getting a jag in my bare or socked foot (socks are no protection) from the little bits of plastic that hold tags onto new clothes. Two reasons the jag in the foot, and the knowledge that my limited rail in our walk in wardrobe will be encroached upon soon. ...and how many pairs of shoes does a woman need? 11 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Turning the thermostat up high in the belief that the house will heat up quicker. No. It. Won't. Then leaving the upstairs bathroom window open and the en suite and bedroom door so all the heat can escape. Ironing towels. Treating ironing like it's the premier pastime whilst complaining about how much of it she has to do. (See ironing towels). Leaving the ironing board up in the living room like it's a permanent fixture. Not doing any ironing during the day, then starting it when I've settled down to watch the telly. Wants everyone to know he has an en-suite and walk in wardrobe type posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 hours ago, Growl3th said: Egg cartons are bio-degradable so should go in the same bin as the egg shells. I like your missus. Egg shells go in the waste food bin, cartons in the recyclables bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Egg shells go in the waste food bin, cartons in the recyclables bin. That's what I was thinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 16 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Turning the thermostat up high in the belief that the house will heat up quicker. No. It. Won't. Then leaving the upstairs bathroom window open and the en suite and bedroom door so all the heat can escape. Ironing towels. Treating ironing like it's the premier pastime whilst complaining about how much of it she has to do. (See ironing towels). Leaving the ironing board up in the living room like it's a permanent fixture. Not doing any ironing during the day, then starting it when I've settled down to watch the telly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 16 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: Turning the thermostat up high in the belief that the house will heat up quicker. No. It. Won't. Pretty sure the boiler advice brigade would agree with Mrs B&WT here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Missus never sorts her autocorrect typos. E.g.. this one today. She has been to a fitness class and had this to say about the instructor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Only one kiss, she's pumping Kitey. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Lynn, eh? Hot, eh? I'm hoping kite is an autocorrect of slut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Yes, and Lynn is a woman. Oh bugger. You're suggesting Lynn could be an autocorrect of Bob? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind. What the f**k even is that! I'd be ignoring each and every one of those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Most of them are just annoying and thoughtless.Personally, I want to know what sort of Hell world is being inhabited on Wed 19th July, when the "required" shopping items are Pot Noodles, Fruit Shoots and Capri Sun.That's a shopping basket Viz would have Tasha Slappa buying as a week's meals for her kids. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Instead of sending everything in one text she'll send it in 5. Then if I don respond she'll FaceTime me. FaceTime is a c**t of an invention. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind. Not even a please or a hello. Get her on the block list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 15, 2017 Author Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) 18 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Missus never sorts her autocorrect typos. E.g.. this one today. She has been to a fitness class and had this to say about the instructor. My missus does this all the fucking time. Even if I can eventually decipher WTF she's on about she still gets the wat woman sent to her. 7 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind. Get her pie kicked into the stratosphere. Edited September 15, 2017 by Dee Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Not even a hello on these text ffs. They'd be getting thoroughly ignored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 7 hours ago, Black and White Tragic said: On the subject of texts, mine uses text to annoy me sometimes daily with requests to pop into Tesco on way home from work. This is when she's not been working all day (apart from ironing obviously) and the kids are at school. As well as shortening my evening, getting my tea later there is the fact that Tesco need paying for what's on these lists. Previous generation didn't have this annoyance. Technology is not always to the benefit of mankind. I get the same classic no-win instruction - "Something for dinner". No matter what "something" you come home with, the first statement is "Why did you buy that? You should have got...." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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