Jump to content

Infuriating Things Your Partner Does


Recommended Posts

Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages.

My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office.  So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key.

I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it.  When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry".

The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I didn't realise that locking your door when in the house during the day was so commonplace. My front door is rarely unlocked, because it rarely gets used. The side door, which comes directly in to the kitchen, is generally unlocked first thing in the morning, and with me working from home it stays that way until it gets locked just before I head to bed. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages.
My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office.  So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key.
I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it.  When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry".
The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital.
Or maybe she's giving 'Davie' some time to find a decent hiding spot. Who knows.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, scottmcleanscontacts said:
12 minutes ago, The Minertaur said:
Seen a lot of people discussing keys and locked doors over the last few pages.
My wife is working from home today and I'm on the office.  So I leave at 8 and lock the door with my key.
I come home for lunch at 12:30 to find she's put her key in the door so I can't unlock it.  When I finally got in and asked her why she said "it's better to be safe than sorry".
The only thing I can think of is that she expects me to be mugged on my 5 minute walk to work through a hospital.

Or maybe she's giving 'Davie' some time to find a decent hiding spot. Who knows.

Concerning that my Dad is called David :lol: 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

We have a larder unit in our kitchen next to the back door. Both doors can't open without banging in to each other. My darling wife loves to have the unit open when she knows I'm about to come through the door, then has a whinge at me for not seeing it's open through the frosted glass in the back door! Example this evening, she sent me out to put a load in the tumble dryer (which is in our garage), by the time I came back in it was wide open, so the back door crashes in to the unit door. Very much infuriating.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said:

We have a larder unit in our kitchen next to the back door. Both doors can't open without banging in to each other. My darling wife loves to have the unit open when she knows I'm about to come through the door, then has a whinge at me for not seeing it's open through the frosted glass in the back door! Example this evening, she sent me out to put a load in the tumble dryer (which is in our garage), by the time I came back in it was wide open, so the back door crashes in to the unit door. Very much infuriating.

We've got a similar thing between the backdoor, a wee corridor where we have the washing machine etc and the kitchen. Fucking annoying, but can't be arsed rehanging a door so it's not an issue. Not sure if it was the braindead architect or the builders, it's a new build.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

We've got a similar thing between the backdoor, a wee corridor where we have the washing machine etc and the kitchen. Fucking annoying, but can't be arsed rehanging a door so it's not an issue. Not sure if it was the braindead architect or the builders, it's a new build.

Welshy's gaff:

images - 2020-10-20T032211.982.jpeg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

A million fucking times this.  There's doors in my house that clatter like f**k everytime you close them because of pish like this hung on the handles. 

Lucky you that your doors close, I just can’t be arsed taking all the stuff she’s hung on them off to close mine 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...