Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[RH33]

8 hours ago, mathematics said:

I see you your <all of that quoted> and raise you a Hannibal lecter mask that hangs from the livingroom door.

 

 

 

 

And array of gimp masks on the others.

[D.A.F.C]

Keys, she always loses keys. Lost count long ago of the number of new ones which have had to be cut for the house, and there have also been replacements for her car along the way too, before the originals have turned up again in the most ridiculous fucking places. 
The best one though is that she works from home and has a workshop in the garden for which there are, or should be 5 (five) keys. 
There have been many occasions when I've been asked "I'm going to lock up for the night, have you seen the cabin key" ? 
"Which one of your vast array of cabin keys is it you're actually looking for"? 
"Oh f**k off, never mind I'll find it myself". 
Aye, you do that while I sit here and enjoy listening to you clattering around and slamming drawers, seething at your own stupidity as well as my lack of fucks given. It usually ends with me letting this carry on for a bit before joining the search and finding it before her and receiving the most grudging thanks possible. 
Nae bother love, same time again tomorrow? 

https://www.thetileapp.com/en-gb/

Had a colleague that lost everything and he got these and found them handy.

[philpy]

She'll have a packet of crisps or a biscuit with her lunch, and will put her plate or bowl in the sink with the empty packet or wrapper still in it, rather than put in the bin.  Also she leaves the tops off the milk bottles lying on the worktop rather than putting then in the bin. 

[Brummie Clyde]

She'll have a packet of crisps or a biscuit with her lunch, and will put her plate or bowl in the sink with the empty packet or wrapper still in it, rather than put in the bin.  Also she leaves the tops off the milk bottles lying on the worktop rather than putting then in the bin. 

Awful behaviour.

My wife will eat chocolates out of a box, say Quality Street and put the empty wrappers back into the box. She also puts used matches back into the matchbox.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

Maybe hanging bags of shitty nappies on your front door could help keep potential murderers at bay.

And the neighbours.

[mizfit]

She'll have a packet of crisps or a biscuit with her lunch, and will put her plate or bowl in the sink with the empty packet or wrapper still in it, rather than put in the bin.  Also she leaves the tops off the milk bottles lying on the worktop rather than putting then in the bin. 

So does mine. Infuriating.

[coprolite]

Always gets me to call for a takeaway despite her apparently being the expert on ordering food and giving step by step instructions throughout the call. 

[Jacksgranda]

11 minutes ago, coprolite said:

Always gets me to call for a takeaway despite her apparently being the expert on ordering food and giving step by step instructions throughout the call. 

I think they're all like that. It's to avoid responsibility if the order is wrong "I told you chicken and sweetcorn soup, not birds nest curry", whereas if they give the actual order they've nobody to blame but themselves (which would never do).

[Guest]

https://www.thetileapp.com/en-gb/

Had a colleague that lost everything and he got these and found them handy.

Got one of these for the other half and it makes life so much easier.

[Jacksgranda]

1 minute ago, Empty It said:

13 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

https://www.thetileapp.com/en-gb/

Had a colleague that lost everything and he got these and found them handy.

Got one of these for the other half and it makes life so much easier.

I think some of us would be quite pleased if we mislaid our wives.

Oh, I see what you mean...

[welshbairn]

1 hour ago, Brummie Clyde said:

My wife will eat chocolates out of a box, say Quality Street and put the empty wrappers back into the box. She also puts used matches back into the matchbox.

I quite like rummaging through a tin of old wrappers and finding a good one hidden away. The matches thing is horrible, non smokers are the worst for it. 

[Boghead ranter]

Came home with a few new Xmas decorations yesterday.

Just to be added to the, now, 14 boxes worth that we already have in the loft.

And she's bidding on gumtree for a new Xmas tree.  We already have 4 of those too.

[Guest bernardblack]

Making brunch.....

“Oh would you mind not using that much oil, I’m trying to be healthy”

Guaranteed the topic of a takeaway later will be brought up and not by me.

Madness

[oneteaminglasgow]

Getting a new bathroom fitted this week, so the guy is coming round tomorrow to rip the current bathroom out.

Obviously, we’ve had to clean the bathroom today for reason which don’t seem immediately apparent. Absolute madness.

[mathematics]

5 hours ago, bernardblack said:

Making brunch.....

“Oh would you mind not using that much oil, I’m trying to be healthy”

Guaranteed the topic of a takeaway later will be brought up and not by me.

Madness

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little oil. 

[dagane]

9 hours ago, Brummie Clyde said:

Awful behaviour.

My wife will eat chocolates out of a box, say Quality Street and put the empty wrappers back into the box. She also puts used matches back into the matchbox.

Mine does it with after eights ,when you go for one it's a box of empty wrappers

[mathematics]

Just now, dagane said:

Mine does it with after eights ,when you go for one it's a box of empty wrappers

Mine did it with pistachios, until she was firmly telt asked not to.

[TheScarf]

11 hours ago, mizfit said:

 

 

So does mine. Infuriating.

 

 

Same, whilst walking past the bin to put the rubbish in the sink. 

[TheScarf]

I genuinely think men are tidier than women.  

Edit - Cleanliness wise. 

Edited October 25, 2020 by TheScarf

[Melanius Mullarkey]

3 hours ago, mathematics said:

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little oil.