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2 minutes ago, Rugster said:

They’re outsiders and if they’re used for anything other think dunking in soup then you’re a beast. Double beast (Tedi) if you’re calling them something different than outsiders. 

They're also good for toasting and melting cheese on.

I've very deliberately not used the correct name for doing that BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL INSANE. 

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3 minutes ago, Rugster said:

They’re outsiders and if they’re used for anything other think dunking in soup then you’re a beast. Double beast (Tedi) if you’re calling them something different than outsiders. 

You're an outsider.

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Estate agent was round yesterday taking the pictures/video etc to get the house on the market, so had to have the place immaculate. Mrs P takes all the keys that we have hanging at the back door and sticks them in a cupboard drawer, fair dos she tells me that and it's a sensible place for them. What she doesn't tell me is that she's put all the keys in the same place except for the actual door keys.

As she was out to work early this morning, locking the door after leaving, I was left raking through umpteen drawers and various other places keys may be kept to try and get the kids to school on time. Eventually had to climb out a fucking window. 45 minutes later when she replies to the many missed calls and messages saying we're locked in the house she tells me where they are. In the fucking cutlery drawer!!!!

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11 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said:

Estate agent was round yesterday taking the pictures/video etc to get the house on the market, so had to have the place immaculate. Mrs P takes all the keys that we have hanging at the back door and sticks them in a cupboard drawer, fair dos she tells me that and it's a sensible place for them. What she doesn't tell me is that she's put all the keys in the same place except for the actual door keys.

As she was out to work early this morning, locking the door after leaving, I was left raking through umpteen drawers and various other places keys may be kept to try and get the kids to school on time. Eventually had to climb out a fucking window. 45 minutes later when she replies to the many missed calls and messages saying we're locked in the house she tells me where they are. In the fucking cutlery drawer!!!!

Forks sake!

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