Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[hellbhoy]

Just now, ayrmad said:

Don't know but it's ensured that I can't win an argument no matter how right I am, I was so much of a c**t that it's easy as they just roll off her tongue when I've got the edge.

I have learned a new tactic recently and have decided to agree with everything she says, it has totally thrown her off her game. I used to do what any sane man does in these circumstances and stand my ground if she was in the wrong and made things so much worse in the process. Other times if you were winning then out came the waterworks and the emotional meltdown and how horrible I was blah blah blah...

 

[bennett]

30 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:

From annoying things your partner does to confessions of infidelity ffs?

It's so simple for my wife, anything that annoys me about her is a problem that I have to overcome myself because she is apparently the best thing since sliced bread.

The worst thing my wife does is correct everything I am doing or saying in front of people, I FUCKING hate that. A close equal is listing all my failures in the relationship in chronological order during a debate as she calls because we don't argue???? How the f**k do women remember all the shit you done badly but fail to remember when you have done things right????

I'm surprised that she puts up with playing second fiddle to sevco.

 

[hellbhoy]

Just now, bennett said:

I'm surprised that she puts up with playing second fiddle to sevco.

 

And your partner is just a pain in the arse, Am I right.

[bennett]

12 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:

And your partner is just a pain in the arse, Am I right.

Whit are you like...

 

[WILLIEA]

52 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:

How the f**k do women remember all the shit you done badly but fail to remember when you have done things right????

They are like computers in that respect. Never forget a thing, not even the minutest detail!

[BFTD]

36 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I was in a taxi a few years ago with an elderly driver and he said him and his wife were both incredibly lonely due to the fact that they chose not to have kids when they were younger and as a result they now had no-one to visit them. So tell your mate that although he may be #winning just now, in your 60s you'll be surrounded by family while he'll be sat alone in his flat drinking himself into oblivion.

You can then pretend to yourself that you are definitely in the better position while he is out pumping everything that moves.

Once again, it depends on your personality. I've known plenty of folk who clearly wished they'd never had kids and were more than happy to see them fly the nest. I doubt they'd be any happier when they came back with their own offspring in tow.

Some folk are just happier with their own company, like truck drivers and funeral directors.

Edited June 13, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave
Sorry, I obviously meant serial killers and necrophiliacs. Silly me.

[Kneal Down Caster]

I was in a taxi a few years ago with an elderly driver and he said him and his wife were both incredibly lonely due to the fact that they chose not to have kids when they were younger and as a result they now had no-one to visit them. So tell your mate that although he may be #winning just now, in your 60s you'll be surrounded by family while he'll be sat alone in his flat drinking himself into oblivion.
You can then pretend to yourself that you are definitely in the better position while he is out pumping everything that moves.
 

To be honest he is already drinking himself into Oblivion. I would be surprised if he makes 60 (that's not a joke). I feel a bit sorry for his parents as neither him or his sister have given them any grandkids. I suppose we can all moan but sometimes you just have to appreciate what you DO have and not what you Don't.

[Kneal Down Caster]

They are like computers in that respect. Never forget a thing, not even the minutest detail!

Just re boot her

........... In the Pie [emoji12]

[hellbhoy]

1 hour ago, bennett said:

Whit are you like...

 

[Cerberus]

1 hour ago, The Chlamydia Kid said:

What's your point caller?

Can you just chill out and stop being a dick for like 5 minutes?

[Drew Brees]

The way she stacks the drying board when she does the dishes drives me up the fucking wall. She just lobs the dishes in any old way, meaning its like a game of Jenga putting them away. A small insignificant thing, but it really winds me up.

Puts dishes in the basin without rinsing them. Bits of food floating about when your washing the dishes.

Never puts stuff away in the kitchen. Knives with butter on them lying next to the toaster. Salt, vinegar, sauce etc lying on the worktop. Kitchen towel that she's used to clean lying on the worktop and not put in the bin.

Bundles of clothes lying on the bed.

Not putting tin foil in the baking tray when using the grill or oven.

Never putting petrol in the car.

Sitting talking on the phone all night when you're trying to watch the telly.

Using the landline when her mobile is free.

And this

[hellbhoy]

1 hour ago, WILLIEA said:

They are like computers in that respect. Never forget a thing, not even the minutest detail!

The wife can recite the year, the month, the day and even the hour of all the incriminating shit I've apparently done including things I don't even remember, mostly because I was pissed at the time and I'm sure she has embellished some events as well just to make it look far worse.

She phoned my moby once as I was reaching the front door on a night out with the boys and I duly ignored it knowing I was getting an earful for being late home. It went to voice messaging and she was so pissed off she forgot to end the call and went onto record not only her venom because I was late but also the following conversation we had when I had returned. I took a lot of shit the next day about what I was apparently like when I got home the night before. Later that day I noticed there was a voice-mail and had documented my return from the night out and showed that it was her that was being unreasonable as hell while I was trying to be as apologetic as possible. Her red face of embarrassment was a delight because the voice message on playback proved that she was being a c**t of the highest magnitude.

[hellbhoy]

1 minute ago, Drew Brees said:

The way she stacks the drying board when she does the dishes drives me up the fucking wall. She just lobs the dishes in any old way, meaning its like a game of Jenga putting them away. A small insignificant thing, but it really winds me up.

Puts dishes in the basin without rinsing them. Bits of food floating about when your washing the dishes.

Never puts stuff away in the kitchen. Knives with butter on them lying next to the toaster. Salt, vinegar, sauce etc lying on the worktop. Kitchen towel that she's used to clean lying on the worktop and not put in the bin.

Bundles of clothes lying on the bed.

Not putting tin foil in the baking tray when using the grill or oven.

Never putting petrol in the car.

Sitting talking on the phone all night when you're trying to watch the telly.

Using the landline when her mobile is free.

And this

The things we men have to put up with to get a shag eh? Gets worse as the years go on with less sex and more shit to cope with?, a bum deal man.

[blanco]

6 minutes ago, Drew Brees said:

The way she stacks the drying board when she does the dishes drives me up the fucking wall. She just lobs the dishes in any old way, meaning its like a game of Jenga putting them away. A small insignificant thing, but it really winds me up.

Puts dishes in the basin without rinsing them. Bits of food floating about when your washing the dishes.

Never puts stuff away in the kitchen. Knives with butter on them lying next to the toaster. Salt, vinegar, sauce etc lying on the worktop. Kitchen towel that she's used to clean lying on the worktop and not put in the bin.

Bundles of clothes lying on the bed.

Not putting tin foil in the baking tray when using the grill or oven.

Never putting petrol in the car.

Sitting talking on the phone all night when you're trying to watch the telly.

Using the landline when her mobile is free.

And this

You sound like a fucking woman ffs. 

[Drew Brees]

You sound like a fucking woman ffs. 

Tip of the iceberg

Candles on all the time. what's the point?

Cushions. Too many of them, and you aren't even allowed to use them as a cushion.

Asks me questions about a film/tv show that we're both watching together for the first time.

Uses every pot, pan, plate, piece of cutlery to making dinner.

Does a washing then can't be arsed hanging it up, so washes it again the next day....and repeat.

Telling me about her dreams

Goes to the supermarket, spends about £120, and there's nothing to eat.

Doesn't laugh at funny bits in films

[hellbhoy]

13 minutes ago, blanco said:

You sound like a fucking woman ffs. 

[hellbhoy]

1 minute ago, Drew Brees said:

Tip of the iceberg

Candles on all the time. what's the point?

Cushions. Too many of them, and you aren't even allowed to use them as a cushion.

Asks me questions about a film/tv show that we're both watching together for the first time.

Uses every pot, pan, plate, piece of cutlery to making dinner.

Does a washing then can't be arsed hanging it up, so washes it again the next day....and repeat.

Telling me about her dreams

Goes to the supermarket, spends about £120, and there's nothing to eat.

Doesn't laugh at funny bits in films

Fuxsake Drew, more whining than a Jeremy Kyle guest. You should take her onto Jeremy Kyle so she will change her wicked ways.

[Drew Brees]

[emoji38] Fuxsake Drew, more whining than a Jeremy Kyle guest. You should take her onto Jeremy Kyle so she will change her wicked ways.

I've an hour left of my birthday and not a hint of my hole, this isn't going to plan and I'm gutted.

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

1 minute ago, Drew Brees said:

I've an hour left of my birthday and not a hint of my hole, this isn't going to plan and I'm gutted.

You're not going to get it on here.

[Miguel Sanchez]

Given the amount of folk in my work who eat like five year old children and leave every piece of detritus imaginable possible lying wherever it happens to fall I'd have to say Drew is completely justified in his impotent rage.