Loonytoons Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 I have a busy job and a young family. Time Thieves can GTF.1400 posts in 8 months would suggest otherwise. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 25 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 1 hour ago, Thorongil said: I have a busy job and a young family. Time Thieves can GTF. 1400 posts in 8 months would suggest otherwise. Yes, 5.76 posts per day. Really excessive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Yes, 5.76 posts per day. Really excessive. Now I'm your time thief. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 (edited) The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Spoiler Also: Edited February 9, 2022 by Melanius Mullarkay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Spoiler Also: You sound like a right b*****d irl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorongil Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Loonytoons said: 1 hour ago, Thorongil said: Yes, 5.76 posts per day. Really excessive. Now I'm your time thief. Grrrrr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Spoiler Reveal hidden contents Also: You sound like a right b*****d irl Hiya wife, hiya pal. Waves at wife. *Returns to phone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Reveal hidden contents Also: As far as you know... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: As far as you know... True. She did disappear for a bit when we were on holiday once... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Reveal hidden contents Also: You were at the kiddy fiddling? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: True. She did disappear for a bit when we were on holiday once... Melanius mcann 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: As a wee aside, one thing I have found works well too with auto menus etc is just press nothing and remain silent. Easily the quickest way to a human. ... yes, but a human who is highly unlikely to be able to help you.* If someone makes no selection in an IVR, the call is automatically routed to a selected person/group of people that the business tell the system to route those types of call to, so that the call is answered. The reason that they are selected is because they are most likely to not be on any other type of call, reason being that they are fucking useless. All they'll do is either transfer you to where you can be helped (ie back into a queue), transfer you to anyone just to get rid of you, or else tell you they're transferring you, and cut you off instead. *I used to design these things for a living. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 20 hours ago, Thorongil said: Why should I? I’m busy. People just seem to think they are entitled to impose themselves on others. Phoning someone unsolicited is, in my view, entitled. And impatient. And obnoxious. send a message and if a phone call is truly necessary that can happen with the consent of both parties. FFS...no over reaction there then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 On 09/02/2022 at 13:46, Melanius Mullarkay said: The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall. Number of abductions to date: 0 Hide contents Also: If she’s out for coffee with Jill and texting you how does she know that Jill won’t be abducted while texting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: If she’s out for coffee with Jill and texting you how does she know that Jill won’t be abducted while texting? I was kind of hoping Jill would have abducted her tbh. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 So long as @Melanius Mullarkay is sitting glued to his phone the children in the park are all a bit safer IMO. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 08/02/2022 at 16:40, Shandon Par said: Phone update. Mrs’s new phone hasn’t worked too well in her car whether on Bluetooth or Apple Car Play. Since been flushed down the bog it’s working a treat so she’s over the moon. How do you not notice yer phone in the pisser? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 8 hours ago, Busta Nut said: How do you not notice yer phone in the pisser? I’m not wanting to reference arse size here but.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’m not wanting to reference arse size here but.. Nah mate, not even going there. Surely anyone sitting on the bog ye look at yer phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 19 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Nah mate, not even going there. Surely anyone sitting on the bog ye look at yer phone. The phone would have been tucked down the back of her leggings at the start of proceedings. It would have been down the cleavage in her prime. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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