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The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall.

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22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
43 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:
The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall.

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You sound like a right b*****d irl

Hiya wife, hiya pal. Waves at wife.

*Returns to phone

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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall.

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As far as you know...

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7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall.

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You were at the kiddy fiddling?

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9 hours ago, Bairnardo said:


As a wee aside, one thing I have found works well too with auto menus etc is just press nothing and remain silent. Easily the quickest way to a human.

... yes, but a human who is highly unlikely to be able to help you.*

If someone makes no selection in an IVR, the call is automatically routed to a selected person/group of people that the business tell the system to route those types of call to, so that the call is answered. The reason that they are selected is because they are most likely to not be on any other type of call, reason being that they are fucking useless.

All they'll do is either transfer you to where you can be helped (ie back into a queue), transfer you to anyone just to get rid of you, or else tell you they're transferring you, and cut you off instead.

*I used to design these things for a living.

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20 hours ago, Thorongil said:

Why should I? I’m busy. People just seem to think they are entitled to impose themselves on others. 

Phoning someone unsolicited is, in my view, entitled. And impatient. And obnoxious. 

send a message and if a phone call is truly necessary that can happen with the consent of both parties.

FFS...no over reaction there then!

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On 09/02/2022 at 13:46, Melanius Mullarkay said:

The bairn is nearly 12 now. Was taking her to a fiddle thing last night and en route received this about making sure she went straight into the hall.

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If she’s out for coffee with Jill and texting you how does she know that Jill won’t be abducted while texting?

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On 08/02/2022 at 16:40, Shandon Par said:

Phone update. Mrs’s new phone hasn’t worked too well in her car whether on Bluetooth or Apple Car Play. Since been flushed down the bog it’s working a treat so she’s over the moon. 

How do you not notice yer phone in the pisser?

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19 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

Nah mate, not even going there. Surely anyone sitting on the bog ye look at yer phone.

The phone would have been tucked down the back of her leggings at the start of proceedings. It would have been down the cleavage in her prime.

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