whiskychimp Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 8 hours ago, hellbhoy said: To give the bleach time to kill the germs and bacteria. Im about to put a big shit in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 10 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Im about to put a big shit in it Flush or don't flush, decisions, decisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 18 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Smart arse. He would have if he does a shit within the 15 minute exclusion zone... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 Similar to choosing a film and falling asleep: moaning at me to stop watching one of my programmes and put something on she'll like as well then her falling asleep after 10 minutes and me going back to watching my original programme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Similar to choosing a film and falling asleep: moaning at me to stop watching one of my programmes and put something on she'll like as well then her falling asleep after 10 minutes and me going back to watching my original programme. ^^^^^This 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Something similar has been mentioned before I think but anyway. My wee one is a cracking sleeper and is rarely up before half 8 and never up before 8: unless my mrs is early shift. My early shifts vary and I'm up at either 3:45am/4:20am/5:30am/6am and not once have I left the house having woken the wee one up. She on the other hand has failed miserably to leave the house without waking her up before 8am. The most annoying thing is that this now completely fucks up her routine and she'll become cranky as f**k at some point during the day. I've just went and picked the bairn up and lay her in bed next to me until the Mrs fucks off to work because I'm so furious I know if I go downstairs there's no way I'll avoid an argument. Every fucking time! Edited to add: she's shouted up asking why I'm not bringing her down and I'd say my response can only be described as 'Shots Fired'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 So.....we are all in agreement that women are in general a shower of c***s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: So.....we are all in agreement that women are in general a shower of c***s? I'd say more a necessary evil 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Not my partner but burds in general in the gym not switching things off after they've used it, or putting stuff away where it is stored. Fucking lazy wee wids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Not my partner but burds in general in the gym not switching things off after they've used it, or putting stuff away where it is stored. Fucking lazy wee wids. Blokes are far worse for this in my gym. Stupid big b*****ds just leave everything at their arses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 It would be interesting to see the shadow thread to this - I bet our habits are even worse!![emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: It would be interesting to see the shadow thread to this - I bet our habits are even worse!! Are they f*ck. Get out. "He asked what was wrong, so I replied "I'm fine" but in such a way that he would know that I was anything but fine. Thinking he was my soul mate and would know something was wrong, I expected him to instantly drop everything to come to my aid, but he just said "good" and went to the pub" Edited July 12, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Are they f*ck. Get out. "He asked what was wrong, so I replied "I'm fine" but in such a way that he would know that I was anything but fine. Thinking he was my soul mate and would know something was wrong, I expected him to instantly drop everything to come to my aid, but he just said "good" and went to the pub" "He's overly literal. He says things he means and expects other people to as well" "He's too good looking" "He makes me so aroused that I can't focus" Bloody dames, always whinging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Sweet Pete said: "He makes me so aroused that I can't focus" It's my greatest gift and my greatest burden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Are they f*ck. Get out. "He asked what was wrong, so I replied "I'm fine" but in such a way that he would know that I was anything but fine. Thinking he was my soul mate and would know something was wrong, I expected him to instantly drop everything to come to my aid, but he just said "good" and went to the pub" Wasn't quite that but I'd agreed an evening out with some associates, she came hame in a shite mood, want me to stay in I offered and no I was told...within a few hours the messages came, can't believe you went out, what am I going to do tonight, you could see I was in a bad mood. Me repeating the truth "you knew I was going out and said it was fine" was just seemed to make things worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Nine times out of ten, if I have plans, especially so when they've been planned for a relatively long time, on the allotted day she will announce she's exhausted or unwell and needs me on hand to assist with the kids. This has been going on for years, long before we became parents. The old excuse was that she was unhappy, unwell, depressed etc and needed me, now it's the kids. Happens so often I can set my watch by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said: Nine times out of ten, if I have plans, especially so when they've been planned for a relatively long time, on the allotted day she will announce she's exhausted or unwell and needs me on hand to assist with the kids. This has been going on for years, long before we became parents. The old excuse was that she was unhappy, unwell, depressed etc and needed me, now it's the kids. Happens so often I can set my watch by it. Yep. She won't specifically say that she wants me to hang about, but i'm left in no doubt that I shouldn't be going out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Yep. She won't specifically say that she wants me to hang about, but i'm left in no doubt that I shouldn't be going out. Likewise. It's not usually expressly said, it's implied heavily until I'm expected to be forced to offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Just now, Sweet Pete said: Likewise. It's not usually expressly said, it's implied heavily until I'm expected to be forced to offer. Ahhhh, but when you say "ok, i'll cancel" you get the whole "no it's ok, just go out" except it's absolutely not ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Ahhhh, but when you say "ok, i'll cancel" you get the whole "no it's ok, just go out" except it's absolutely not ok. It's like you're in the room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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