KnightswoodBear Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Out for dinner yesterday for her bday and she forced me to give my phone to our daughter so she could look at my pictures. I go to the toilet with our son and when I come back she is raging with me because the daughter has found the picture of Katie price with excrement on her. I don’t think I did anything wrong. My phone isn’t anyone else’s business. People's phones I would give to the kids to scroll through before I gave them Throbbers: Ian Watkins Patrick Bateman Andrew Tate Pol Pot Pinochet Belzebub 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 7 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: People's phones I would give to the kids to scroll through before I gave them Throbbers: Ian Watkins Patrick Bateman Andrew Tate Pol Pot Pinochet Belzebub Pretty reasonable. It was just awful because all her family were round at a nice eatery and then that happened. They probably think I’m a bad influence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 16 hours ago, scottsdad said: She said to me earlier "Why not take tomorrow off work? You don't have any meetings or anything." my brain: "Yes, you can paint the back bedroom, make a start on wallpapering the hall, if it's dry the grass needs cut..." And on and on. I'd rather work tbh. This sounds like my weekends too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 18 minutes ago, throbber said: Pretty reasonable. It was just awful because all her family were round at a nice eatery and then that happened. They probably think I’m a bad influence. Have you ever thought of filming your life for an obscure telly channel or the internet? I'm sure there's several people world wide would watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 30 minutes ago, throbber said: Pretty reasonable. It was just awful because all her family were round at a nice eatery and then that happened. They probably think I’m a bad influence. Were they onto the chocolate mousse desert at that stage? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Have you ever thought of filming your life for an obscure telly channel or the internet? I'm sure there's several people world wide would watch. I would be a bit like Tom Green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 44 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: People's phones I would give to the kids to scroll through before I gave them Throbbers: Ian Watkins Patrick Bateman Andrew Tate Pol Pot Pinochet Belzebub No Huw Edwards on the list. Interesting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Were they onto the chocolate mousse desert at that stage? Nah we didn’t have a desert thankfully. It was a herringbone restaurant which I’d highly recommend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 hours ago, throbber said: and she forced me Give me strength 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 hours ago, throbber said: Out for dinner yesterday for her bday and she forced me to give my phone to our daughter so she could look at my pictures. I go to the toilet with our son and when I come back she is raging with me because the daughter has found the picture of Katie price with excrement on her. I don’t think I did anything wrong. My phone isn’t anyone else’s business. You say that now, but.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 Been wallpapering. It's just like being in a gulag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 34 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Give me strength Incessantly nagged? Also the child will reach into my pocket to get my phone out so she was forcing my hand as well. I am the real victim here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 (edited) On 16/08/2024 at 14:20, scottsdad said: Not infuriating but thought I would share. We were at Sainsbury's in Linlithgow at lunchtime. Walking into the shop and there are a few teenagers outside. A lassie said something I didn't catch, and this boy said "Don't be so f**king ridiculous. Honestly, you are a moron" You know that voice Kevin Bridges does when doing a posh Scottish accent? The boy sounded like that. I was a step ahead, but the wife stopped. She gave him a look and said "If someone spoke to my daughter like that, I'd punch his teeth in." This lad was about 15 and several inches taller than her. He just stared at his shoes. The wife then moved on. She then said to me, loud enough for them all to hear "Did you hear that? The way boys think they can talk to girls?" Honestly, I was proud. Kid 1 has started calling her old bat 'Mummy' and I have to catch myself from making the Limmy 'that accent' face every time she does it. ETA - is there an 'Infuriating Things Your b*****d Weans Do' thread or does Pregnancy & Parenting cover such? Edited August 26 by carpetmonster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 2 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: Kid 1 has started calling her old bat 'Mummy' and I have to catch myself from making the Limmy 'that accent' face every time she does it. ETA - is there an 'Infuriating Things Your b*****d Weans Do' thread or does Pregnancy & Parenting cover such? I think that's definitely an untapped market. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 I was thinking about making an infuriating things your children do thread right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 (edited) 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I was thinking about making an infuriating things your children do thread right enough. I think it'd be fine up until someone piped in with 'doing 20 years for the old dear he burgled having a heart attack when she rumbled him and him getting done for murder' and that'd kinda kill it. ETA - maybe make it an 'Annoying Things Your Prepubescent b*****d Weans Do' which should cut out the potential crime and inevitable perma-wanking. Edited August 26 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 8 minutes ago, carpetmonster said: I think it'd be fine up until someone piped in with 'doing 20 years for the old dear he burgled having a heart attack when she rumbled him and him getting done for murder' and that'd kinda kill it. ETA - maybe make it an 'Annoying Things Your Prepubescent b*****d Weans Do' which should cut out the potential crime and inevitable perma-wanking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 4 hours ago, throbber said: Out for dinner yesterday for her bday and she forced me to give my phone to our daughter so she could look at my pictures. I go to the toilet with our son and when I come back she is raging with me because the daughter has found the picture of Katie price with excrement on her. I don’t think I did anything wrong. My phone isn’t anyone else’s business. 4 hours ago, throbber said: I didn’t even knowingly save it to my phone someone sent it over what’s app. I also had a picture of Ian bothams penis which fortunately went unnoticed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 4 hours ago, throbber said: I didn’t even knowingly save it to my phone someone sent it over what’s app. I also had a picture of Ian bothams penis which fortunately went unnoticed. I only found out quite recently Whatsapp auto-saves any images from chats to your photo stream. I can't be arsed to work out how to make it not do that, so I just delete stuff periodically. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 26 Share Posted August 26 1 hour ago, carpetmonster said: I only found out quite recently Whatsapp auto-saves any images from chats to your photo stream. I can't be arsed to work out how to make it not do that, so I just delete stuff periodically. Just open the app and then settings - chats then you can just unselect save to photos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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