Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 c***s on a plane. http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/41ef0d8b-b5fc-4a61-81ee-a3da9c683fec 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 21 hours ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: Do you live in Switzerland????? No, he'd have mentioned it if he did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 If you bring a big dug (not a dog, a fucking DUG) on a train, you are a massive c**t! Especially if they are all wet and you let them run amok. I only had to bring my pedigree Dachshund on the train once for a trip to Ayr and I kept him on my knees the full time. I'm not a c**t, although my dog is a lovely creature. Not some ugly fucking staffy/mongrel/devil dug. On the train from Blairhill to Edinburgh couple months back, an Asian lady came on, sat in one of the empty four seats, took her shoes off, put her bare feet on the seat diagonally across from her and began to scratch them like mad. How on Earth do people think this shit is socially acceptable?! I had to move carriage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Pickled oinion crisps should only be eaten in private and not in enclosed public areas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 If you bring a big dug (not a dog, a fucking DUG) on a train, you are a massive c**t! Especially if they are all wet and you let them run amok. I only had to bring my pedigree Dachshund on the train once for a trip to Ayr and I kept him on my knees the full time. I'm not a c**t, although my dog is a lovely creature. Not some ugly fucking staffy/mongrel/devil dug. On the train from Blairhill to Edinburgh couple months back, an Asian lady came on, sat in one of the empty four seats, took her shoes off, put her bare feet on the seat diagonally across from her and began to scratch them like mad. How on Earth do people think this shit is socially acceptable?! I had to move carriage. A Dachshund (pedigree or not ) is neither a dog or a DUG , if I'd seen a *unt on a train with a sausage with 4 legs I'd have came straight to this thread and said....iv just seen a *unt on the train with a Dachshund on his lap what a *unt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 hour ago, DAFC. said: If you bring a big dug (not a dog, a fucking DUG) on a train, you are a massive c**t! Especially if they are all wet and you let them run amok. I only had to bring my pedigree Dachshund on the train once for a trip to Ayr and I kept him on my knees the full time. I'm not a c**t, although my dog is a lovely creature. Not some ugly fucking staffy/mongrel/devil dug. While I'd rather no dog was on the train with me, I'd rather someone brought a mongrel on than some pedigree freakshow. Mongrels are statistically less likely to have behavioural issues, being as they haven't been bred by some kennel club c*nts in some hellish puppy farm. They're also less likely to suffer the myriad chronic health issues inherent to so many pedigrees pups. All for no better reason that facile human vanity. In fact, I struggle to think of a simpler example of human c*ntishness that dog "lovers" buying over-bred creatures despite the fact that they know their pet is way more likely to suffer in its dotage. It belies a degree of conceited hypocrisy that is rarely matched elsewhere in common behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 22 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not even someone with badly creased slacks? 4 hours ago, DAFC. said: I only had to bring my pedigree Dachshund on the train once for a trip to Ayr Where are the fucking mods when you need them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Likely dealing with your latest raft of reported posts Almost certainly not. They just ignore them. BTW 'slacks' and 'pedigree Dachshund' should both be added to the swear filter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Where are the fucking mods when you need them? Slacks is a legitimate word to assign to a particular style of trousers beloved of the Swiss and overweight Americans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Slacks is a legitimate word to assign to a particular style of trousers beloved of the Swiss and overweight Americans. Maybe - but it's in the same category as 'pantyhose' ie a word no decent person would ever use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tynieness said: And his very low tum. Always liked bitzer maloney. All skinny and bony? Like most of the women I've married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 7 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Maybe - but it's in the same category as 'pantyhose' ie a word no decent person would ever use. Pantyhose is a fine word to use to humiliate a failed bank robber who couldn't afford a balaclava. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Where are the fucking mods when you need them? Your point is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Almost certainly not. They just ignore them. BTW 'slacks' and 'pedigree Dachshund' should both be added to the swear filter. Sorry I get your point , still in a delerium of happiness with the jags winning 5 - 0 [emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Anyway imagine having a "slack dachshund" ooh er missus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Better option than Hercules Morse? 'As big as a horse'? That's Throbber territory. Edited July 22, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 The opposite to a slack dachshund ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: 'As big as a horse'? That's Throbber territory. Whereas Smackheads seem to be yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, Bobby Skidmarks said: Whereas Smackheads seem to be yours. You must encounter all sorts of terrible behaviour in your chosen career as a trolly dolly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 22, 2017 Share Posted July 22, 2017 Just now, throbber said: You must encounter all sorts of terrible behaviour in your chosen career as a trolly dolly. Just your bird taking up two seats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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