Sergeant Wilson Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Utter cùnt near me reading this. Apparently it's a self help guide to getting the best from everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Utter cùnt near me reading this. Apparently it's a self help guide to getting the best from everyone. Obviously some sort of middle management w**k who's either trying to work out how to gets the plebs below him to work for him thus improving his chances of promotion , or trying to get the senior management wanks above him to like him thus improving his chances of promotion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, JamesP_81 said: 45 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Utter cùnt near me reading this. Apparently it's a self help guide to getting the best from everyone. Obviously some sort of middle management w**k who's either trying to work out how to gets the plebs below him to work for him thus improving his chances of promotion , or trying to get the senior management wanks above him to like him thus improving his chances of promotion. Got off at Edinburgh, discussing rugby with his cùnty pal. Edited February 2, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Got off at Edinburgh, discussing rugby with his cùnty pal. Sounds about right 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hillonearth Posted February 2, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2018 Bad times this morning on the train; bank of three seats with me at the window and a guy on the outside. At Mount Florida, a 20+ stone womanquake got on and headed straight for the empty seat. Surely she realised she wouldn't fit in the space between us? Nope...she impacted into it like an asteroid causing a mass extinction. I ended up against the window like a bluebottle hit by a newspaper, and the poor guy on the outside was left hanging on by about half a cheek. 38 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 Bad times this morning on the train; bank of three seats with me at the window and a guy on the outside. At Mount Florida, a 20+ stone womanquake got on and headed straight for the empty seat. Surely she realised she wouldn't fit in the space between us? Nope...she impacted into it like an asteroid causing a mass extinction. I ended up against the window like a bluebottle hit by a newspaper, and the poor guy on the outside was left hanging on by about half a cheek. And of course if you said anything about it you'd be the c*nt and get called out for fat shaming . I'm all for equal rights for fat people but that doesn't extend to them thinking it's ok to park their arse somewhere it clearly doesn't fit . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 36 minutes ago, Hillonearth said: Bad times this morning on the train; bank of three seats with me at the window and a guy on the outside. At Mount Florida, a 20+ stone womanquake got on and headed straight for the empty seat. Surely she realised she wouldn't fit in the space between us? Nope...she impacted into it like an asteroid causing a mass extinction. I ended up against the window like a bluebottle hit by a newspaper, and the poor guy on the outside was left hanging on by about half a cheek. If it should ever look like happening again, with a wink, say to the other guy to move into the middle, seeing a heifer try to balance on her kipper will cheer you up for the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 And of course if you said anything about it you'd be the c*nt and get called out for fat shaming . I'm all for equal rights for fat people but that doesn't extend to them thinking it's ok to park their arse somewhere it clearly doesn't fit . I think if their arse takes up two seats they don't deserve equal rights, they should be charged for all the space they take. I'd be fizzing if I got lumbered next to some fat b*****d on a long haul flight. Being morbidly obese isn't an illness, it's a choice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: I think if their arse takes up two seats they don't deserve equal rights, they should be charged for all the space they take. I'd be fizzing if I got lumbered next to some fat b*****d on a long haul flight. Being morbidly obese isn't an illness, it's a choice. My arse isn't big but my shoulders are wide, which is just as encroaching for fellow passengers. If it doesn't cost too much I usually pay extra for an aisle seat so I can slant away a bit, and stretch my legs tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I think if their arse takes up two seats they don't deserve equal rights, they should be charged for all the space they take. I'd be fizzing if I got lumbered next to some fat b*****d on a long haul flight. Being morbidly obese isn't an illness, it's a choice. The flight situation is absolutely like a red rag to a bull for me ! I get shafted for a small fortune if my bag's 2kg overweight but I can get a guy 50kgs heavier than me pay nothing extra and gets to use my armrest as well!! You have the power to start something here , start charging a fare for every seat a cheek is on. You could get some simple and catchy slogan as well as a badge on your uniform , something like ' if you don't fit then you don't sit ' should do for starters . You'll be a hero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: My arse isn't big but my shoulders are wide, which is just as encroaching for fellow passengers. If it doesn't cost too much I usually pay extra for an aisle seat so I can slant away a bit, and stretch my legs tbf. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 The flight situation is absolutely like a red rag to a bull for me ! I get shafted for a small fortune if my bag's 2kg overweight but I can get a guy 50kgs heavier than me pay nothing extra and gets to use my armrest as well!! You have the power to start something here , start charging a fare for every seat a cheek is on. You could get some simple and catchy slogan as well as a badge on your uniform , something like ' if you don't fit then you don't sit ' should do for starters . You'll be a hero. "You a fat f**k? Pay the extra buck!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 "You a fat f**k? Pay the extra buck!"I feel my one is a bit more PR friendly but that's pretty good for starters ! You now have a new game to while away the long hours up and down the GSW. You're welcome [emoji16] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I'm horrified that there's a bus service between Central and Queen Street stations. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm horrified that there's a bus service between Central and Queen Street stations. I wonder how much it costs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 24 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I wonder how much it costs Probably cheaper getting a taxi if you have lots of luggage and it would be a struggle walking it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 I wonder how much it costs A quid less than Mr Whyte paid for Rangers (with valid ticket). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 37 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I wonder how much it costs 'On the side of the bus it says it's free if you have a rail ticket for a continuing journey. I've never used it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, H Wragg said: A quid less than Mr Whyte paid for Rangers (with valid ticket). Mr Whyte didn’t have a valid ticket, is that where it went wrong? Or right, depending on how you look at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Hillonearth said: Bad times this morning on the train; bank of three seats with me at the window and a guy on the outside. At Mount Florida, a 20+ stone womanquake got on and headed straight for the empty seat. Surely she realised she wouldn't fit in the space between us? Nope...she impacted into it like an asteroid causing a mass extinction. I ended up against the window like a bluebottle hit by a newspaper, and the poor guy on the outside was left hanging on by about half a cheek. I thought you travelled after 9 when the trains are quieter? (sorry if that sounds like cyberstalking but us Kirkhill commuters are few and far between) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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